Bay Area Chihuahua

Okay, no pressure or anything, but the New York Times says there’s a Chihuahua surplus in the Bay Area, so we should probably all go out and get one, because we all live in a traditionally MEXICAN neighborhood and these dogs are from MEXICO.

So anyway, my theory is that everyone in the Bay Area saw the trailer for Beverly Hills Chihuahua and was like AW FUCK NO re: these little shits and returned their pups to the pup store.  Another classic Norcal vs. Socal debate.

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9 Responses to “Bay Area Chihuahua”

  1. jimbeam says:

    It is true. As someone looking to adopt a dog, you pretty much see either these guys or pit mixes. Luckily, I am good with the pits.

  2. Da Truff says:

    Chihuahuas are the only breed of dog that deserve to be euthanized (or fed to pit mixes).

  3. Sabrina says:

    aww don’t discriminate against small dogs, they are like people and can be very friendly, not yap while others are yappers.

  4. anonymous says:

    sorry to say this but i do miss allan.

    • Cranky Old Mission Guy says:

      Too late for that. Maybe you can get your money back. We know how much you contributed.

  5. chihuahua says:

    It is true, there is a huge surpus of chihuahua dogs in the bay area. Thankfully people are helping the cause and trying to find these chihuahuas homes.

  6. dynamutts says:

    DynaMutts walks small dogs in and around The Mission, and we meet Chihuahuas everyday. Shy ones, friendly ones, pocket ones. We love chihuahuas and hope that people don’t breed them, but rather continue to rescue them. Chihuahuas require special care, and are very special dogs, indeed. Thanks for your blog!

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