Started a New Mission District/SF Culture Blog (It's Been Real, Mission Mission)

If you want to skip my noise and check it out, go ahead:  Uptown Almanac.

Dunno what to say, really.  I love San Francisco, I love the Mission District, but for some reason, I am hella burned out writing about the daily happenings in the Mission and most of my posts these days just kinda suck.  My world is bigger than the Mission.  San Francisco is bigger than the Mission.  The Mission is bigger than the Mission.  But people come to this blog for a reason and I have to recognize that.

So, Uptown Almanac is an attempt to chronicle everything that makes the Bay Area the best goddamn place in the States and the general debachery that goes along with the 20-something culture, written by some of the lousiest voices in SF.

From our about page:

The blog is made up of a few pendejos (who mostly live in the Mission but whatever):

  • Bailey Genine: Lived in a broke-ass Tahoe house for three years.  Watched a toilet bowl freeze in her house and has puked off of ski-lifts.  ’nuff said.  Tumblr + Twitter.
  • Brizz: The mind behind The Tens.  He also spends too much time in L.A.
  • Jim Chaney: Author of a generally decent tumbleblog and twitter account.  Hails from the alright state of Ohio.
  • Kate Horton: Enjoys Urkel-Os cereal.  If that isn’t enough qualification, I don’t know what is. Twitter + Tumblr.
  • Kevin Montgomery: Some guy that used to write most of the entries for Mission Mission in late 2009.  He thinks he’s funny, but he’s not.  Twitter + Tumblr.
  • Laura Beck: This girl writes for so many publications that there is no way in hell you’d have the attention span to read about them all.  Most notably, she’s the lead for Vegansaurus!, which is basically a Grocery Eats for white people.  Twitter.
  • Serg: He’s been writing Beer and Rap before most of us lived in the Mission District.  He also writes Grocery Eats, which is basically a vegansaurus! for meat-eaters/people who hate white-people’s cooking.  Twitter.

Anyways, Kat, Vic and Ariel will be taking it from here.  Don’t worry, it’s going to be awesome.  Maybe I’ll stop by from time to time if I see something Mission-related that doesn’t belong on Uptown.  Who knows.  PEACE.

Uptown Almanac | RSS Feed

26 Responses to “Started a New Mission District/SF Culture Blog (It's Been Real, Mission Mission)”

  1. Bodah says:

    good riddance to bad rubbish.

  2. Bob Dole says:

    Great so we can expect to see more posts about the latest vegan offerings from all of the Mission’s eateries.

  3. whataboutprom says:

    What happens when one of you turns 30? Do you get kicked off of the blog?

  4. Mission Mistaken says:

    Its the cycle of life. Or I guess in this case the fixie of life. I for one will miss KM’s posts. But I’m glad you’re branching out. It was either that or a 24/7/365 Dolores Park blog with a live feed and a Benders chaser.

  5. ct says:

    Interesting lineup.

  6. Richard Long says:

    Stay the fuck out of the east bay or I will find you and curb your ass. Just stick to your dick head posts about tamales and burning time before shit gets real.

  7. one says:

    “But people come to this blog for a reason and I have to recognize that.”

    WTFMFFALLONMYG? LOL! WhERE to start?

    MY reason for coming here is to ridicule pretentious, clueless, and parasitic douchebags’ postings in exchange for massive amounts of entertainment.

    So! I hear you’re going elsewheres to mock the poors and amuse yourself with the wacky antics of the mentally-ill and desperate! Nice!

    Sigh. My work is never done.

  8. slyder24 says:

    Congrats KevMo. It’s my newest fave. And it’s not even a WordPress or a Tumblr, it’s an independent entity.

  9. Neo Displacer says:

    Kevin, dude, I thought you were just hitting your stride. I’m really sorry to see you go. I really liked your posts. I thought you were the one who could take the reins from Allan, you know, the Chosen one. (Fuck, I should know by now not to believe in false prophets.)

  10. t'angiers says:

    Does this mean I can finally start reading Mission Mission again without tearing my eyes out from all the spelling/grammar mistakes and general douchiness? Thank god.

  11. [...] all the goings on in this small but complex stretch of the world, somehow, someway, the Mission Mission guy has exhausted his creative juices and is expanding his breadth. Take a look at the new blog, with contributions from a few pendejos [...]

  12. Soledad Delores says:

    the tears that are slowly beginning to dry on my cheeks are not being replaced with new ones.

  13. I’m sad i spelled my name wrong

  14. Very nice post, Thanks for this publishing. Really help me a lot.

  15. This is a topic that’s near to my heart… Best wishes!
    Where are your contact details though?

  16. 99polls.com says:

    Fantastic site you have here but I was curious about if you knew of any message boards that
    cover the same topics discussed in this article?
    I’d really love to be a part of community where I can get
    advice from other knowledgeable individuals that share the same interest.
    If you have any recommendations, please let me know.
    Many thanks!

  17. Hi, Neat post. There’s a problem together with your website in web explorer, may test this?
    IE nonetheless is the market chief and a big portion of
    people will miss your excellent writing because of this problem.

  18. Wοω, іncrеԁіble blog structuгe!
    Howw lеngthy have you eveг been blogging foг?
    you maԁe blogging glance еaѕу.
    The full glanсe of уour website iѕ great, lеt alone the content material!

    Ηere is mу web site … buѕіness telephone systems houston
    (http://www.houstonbusinessphonesystems.org)

  19. Raѕpberry ketone is а chеmical from reddish
    raspberries that’ѕ thought to support fоr weight loss.

    Some ѕtudy in animals oг in test tubes
    implies that it mаy enhance ѕome measures of metabolism.
    Ӏt coulԁ alsо affect a hormone within
    the boԁу called аdiponеctin. Nevertheless, it is verу important
    to keеp in mind that theгe is no dependablе medicаl
    research that іt enhаnces weight lоss when consumed by
    pеople.

    When Dr. Mеhmet Oz talks, his loνers lіsten.
    But even the people who work with hiѕ teleνision shoω were taken
    abacκ by the extгemely сonѕtruсtіve response
    that his endorsement of thе little-knοwn product called
    raspberry ketone acquired.

    Raspberry ketone maу be the substancе in гaspberгies
    that give thеir distinctive smell to them. Ιt’s commonlу useԁ beіng a flаvor bοostеr
    and can be authorized for use іn all-natural health productѕ in Canada.

    Much of the rаsρberry ketοne ρrоducts and
    serviceѕ out theгe aгe manufactuгed syntheticallу, аs beіng a natural compound even though it’s гeсognіzed.

    Raѕpberгy ketonе occurs normallу in
    only really small volumes, thus corpοratiоnѕ deνelοp іt in a lab.

    raspberry ketone recensioni negative
    Rаѕpberry κetone can be a
    substance from гeddish гaspberries (Rubus idaeus).
    It is mοst often emрloyed for weight loss and obesitу.
    It is likewіse utіlized to impгoνе lean body-mass.
    Raspbеrry kеtone is applied by ѕome people
    to thе head to bοost hair development.

    As a aromа or flavoring broker raspberry ketone cаn be uѕeԁ in cosmеtics, іngredients, and addіtional making.

    Raspberry ketone turned well-liked for weight loss after it had
    been mentioned οn the Dr. Oz tv pгogram throughout the part named “Raspberry
    ketone: Miraclе fat-burner in a bottle” in February 2012.
    Though it iѕ recommended aѕ being a “miraclе” fοr weight loss,
    there is no reliаblе medicаl evidence that it functionѕ for enhancing
    weight loss.

  20. Hi, I think your blog might be having browser compatibility issues.
    When I look at your blog in Chrome, it looks
    fine but when opening in Internet Explorer, it has some overlapping.
    I just wanted to give you a quick heads up! Other then that, excellent blog!

  21. I love your blog.. very nice colors & theme. Did
    you design this website yourself or did you hire someone to do it for you?
    Plz answer back as I’m looking to create my own blog and would like to find out where u got this from.
    thanks

  22. Hello, of couгse this рiece of wrіting is genuinely pleasant and Ι haνe lеаrneԁ lot
    of thingѕ from it concеrning blogging.
    thаnks.

    Feel free tο ѕurf to mу wweb ѕіtе tеnsunit.biz [http://www.tensunit.biz]

Leave a Reply

Current month ye@r day *