OMG the Mish the other night spotted this doozy of a don’t at La Corneta. “This bro,” they seem sad to say, “was too busy on his phone to tip.”
They saw some other stuff there too. Read on.
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Just when I thought blogs couldn’t get any more useless, banal, and straight up boring…you post this. A link to someone’s embarrassingly insipid blog entry about some average schmoe who doesn’t happen to be inked, vegan, and zo-bagged-out enough for you poser critic transplants.
April fools!
I was hoping for rumors (and renderings) of a nude pornographic s&m mural across the front of the kink.com building, but I guess this will have to suffice.
Leave the poor guy alone. We’re not in high school anymore. But then, most douchebag hipsters were probably picked on in high school, eh? Grow up, get over it. I did.
Gosh this is totally backfiring! I thought more people would get the joke. The thing is, the guy in the picture is a notable San Franciscan. AND, he’s a notable “douchebag hipster” too!
No one yet realizes that it is Don’t Believe Anything You Read Online Day! I got goofed on FB earlier so now I am wise to all y’all!
Good one, btw, I appreciated it.
Hint.
LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU UPPITY FUCKS. THIS JOINT SMELLS LIKE THE WORKING CLASS. YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK.
GO TO THE ARMY FOR TACOS!!!!
I thought my reply was in the spirit of 4/1. My sentiments, however, are year-round, 25 hours a day -Hunt’s Donuts style, destroy all blogs.
Man, what a lame post. Leave the guy alone.
i thought the douche was long gone. you promised.
I had a hate-love relationship with this entry: I hated it until I read the comments and now I don’t. If only all the other nice people would have done the same.
La Corneta, however, is stuck at ‘dislike’ for me. I might be stacking the odds against them though, because I’ve only ever gotten fish-based foods there. Which have been horrible.
I’m pretty sure he was taking a picture of his foot. That would make the most sense.
No evidence on Tumblr.
la cornetta in burlingame sucks. and there’s usually a long line of the same types there too. what would be so different about the one up in the city?
really? no one recognizes the hoodie? the insistence on wearing shorts?
another hint
Ok, so WTF? Is it somebody notable, or just an April Fool’s nothing post?
It’s Nancy Pelosi, doye.
I love Corneta!
Also, it’s 95 degrees here and I’m about to go swimming and eat ice cream. DANG
your life sounds awful kevin
Sandal-wearing bros are much more authentic in Mexico City.
I like Mexi Melts.