Epic Mom Jeans and Unique Front Teeth

From Missed Connections:

Sidewalk Sale Sunshine, epic mom jeans, blue blouse, amazing smile – m4w – 29 (mission district)

I was talking with our friend Rory at his sidewalk sale on 20th and Valencia, and you came to buy a pillowcase.
You had long reddish hair, super high cut jeans, a tucked in blue blouse, and amazing unique front teeth in the best smile ever.
I was wearing a blue hat of some kind, cut-off jeans and green socks.

After you walked away I started feeling really groovy, I immediately realized that this is because YOU are magic.
Now please use your powers to find this~ because more magic like that could maybe save the universe.

Okay, we can all picture “epic mom jeans,” but for the love of epic mom jeans, will someone please explain “unique front teeth”???

[link] [Thanks, TD!]

Graphic by Roxanne the Dainty Librarian.

6 Responses to “Epic Mom Jeans and Unique Front Teeth”

  1. Andy says:

    My favorite trend is how the mom jean thing has transformed into JERRI BLANK PANTS for some really ‘fashion-forward’ people.

    Favorite sighting- girl with the retard bowl cut sporting some jerri blank pants.

    “hey jerri, nice camel toe”

  2. danny white says:

    can’t wait for this trend to die. (mom jeans, not unique front teeth).

  3. STFU guys mom jeans are hot.

  4. madcat says:

    they show off her nice hips