The Average Lifespan of a Free Pauline's Pizza in the Wild

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Although well tempered to their natural environs, Pauline’s gourmet pizza pies were annihilated within seconds of leaving the womb during their 25th anniversary free pizza party this week. A freezing frenzy of pizza predators descended upon them, and as the video shows it wasn’t a pretty sight. The staff cranked out upwards of 300 pies over 3 hours – four times the average order for a Tuesday evening. Bravo, Pauline’s!

6 Responses to “The Average Lifespan of a Free Pauline's Pizza in the Wild”

  1. bodah says:

    people are poor.

  2. Operation36 says:

    people are desperate

  3. bodah says:

    people were raised by wolves.

  4. dantsea says:

    people lol u jellis

  5. bodah says:

    those people are so déclassé.

  6. lux says:

    I’d hate to be the sad hand at the end of that pizza grab!

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