Fat Katy Perry

This is one last reminder. Attend Uptown Almanac’s Locally-Sourced Pop-Up Comedy Night tonight (like in 90 minutes) at the Roxie… because Mimi:

12 Responses to “Fat Katy Perry”

  1. TheTens says:

    I have watched this video 18 million times over the last year. “I like you, but I do, but I don’t” will never stop being hilarious to me.

  2. not a hipster says:

    So who is more flaky, hipster guys or hipster gals?

    Discuss.

  3. Mimi says:

    Personally, I think the delivery on “You need to move on” is HILARIOUS. I’m biased though.

    • Corpus Nerd says:

      That was so f-ing funny Mimi! Thanks for the laugh!

    • Me says:

      Mimi, I must know – did some actually call you (or anyone else) a fat Katy Perry? or did you just invent that?

      • Mimi says:

        No one has ever called me fat Katy Perry. I made it up. I tried to get her to say “ugly Zooey Deschanel” but she couldn’t pronounce Deschanel at the time. Toddlers are terrible with multi-syllable words.

        • Me says:

          That is even more awesome since I often think of MYSELF as an “ugly Zooey Dechanel.”

        • Corpus Nerd says:

          I can’t even pronounce Deschanel!

        • Corpus Nerd says:

          Do you have a book coming out soon?

          • Mimi says:

            If by soon you mean in the next five years then the answer is yes. I’m trying to focus on stand-up. Writing anything longer than a three sentence abortion joke is hard.

        • Corpus Nerd says:

          LOL! You should post more of your stand-up material on the internet. I couldn’t come to any of your shows but would still like to see your routine. You should do a video of your routine at home and then post it on youtube. It would be good PR! I thought you might have a book coming out because you posted this on your tumblr page ( great title! ha ha ):

          Thought of a title for my book!

          Cooking & Fucking: A Modern Girl’s Guide to Housewifery.

          There will be a chapter on prescription drugs.

  4. Jane says:

    “What does Gavin McInnes have to do with this?” just KILLED me.