Dalva’s Hideout features Juniperio gin

So glad to see the Hideout supporting our premiere local distillery, which named it’s flagship gin after famous settler and inventor of the Mission, Juniperio Sierria.

11 Responses to “Dalva’s Hideout features Juniperio gin”

  1. So I says:

    Spelling, people. It’s not that hard. Where all these extra i’s come from, I really don’t understand.

  2. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    Was he as much of a genocidal bastard as his near-namesake?

    • You mean that genocidal bastard, Juniper Berry? Distant relative of Halle Berry?

    • Pedro Navaja says:

      Probably almost as much as Jorge Washington, who launched his troops on Indians who had sided with the English.

      • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

        Naw, if you’re gonna pick out a US President for Genocide, I don’t think you need to look any further than the $20 bill.

        • scum says:

          Why you picking on the Prez from the 500?

          • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

            If we’re gonna look at genocide in the Phillipine-American War, we could start with Funston St/Fort Funston. Funston was a fucker.

  3. MrEricSir says:

    Speaking of which, has Dalva re-opened yet? It looked like they were still remodeling when I walked by this morning.

  4. scum says:

    How did a post on Ginocide turn into one about Genocide?

  5. moderniste says:

    It’s Fra Juni–with a happytime twist!!!