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What did the 24th Street animal molester say to the pigeon?

Posted Dec 17, 2011 at 6:12 pm by
Categories: Crime

“I’ll touch your butt!” What a line!

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5 Responses to “What did the 24th Street animal molester say to the pigeon?”

  1. yeah says:
    December 17, 2011 at 7:08 pm

    One of my favorite lines recently was some guy who was behind me crossing into Dolores with a pimp hat and trench coat, shouted out twice at me… ARE YOU A FUCKER?? ARE… YOU… A… FUCKER???? Like he was Samuel L Jackson or some shit. I just looked at him like, you have some serious issues buddy.

  2. Ariel Dovas says:
    December 17, 2011 at 7:51 pm

    Yesterday morning on San Carlos near 19th I stepped off the sidewalk ’cause some guy was prepping a pee in front of me and instantly ducked as another guy chucked a soda at my head, yelling about me spitting on his stuff.

    Some weird energy out there.