CONTEST: Win tickets to a seriously fuzzed out rock show starring Cosmonauts, Burnt Ones and the Mallard at Brick and Mortar Music Hall

Brick & Mortar is fast becoming my preferred music hall. It’s so close to home, AND they’re hosting a lot of killer lineups! Give a quick listen to the new album by Cosmonauts, which is kind of surfy and kind of Velvet Undergroundy:

To buy tickets and read more about all the bands, see here.

To win tickets, tell us your best fuzz-related anecdote in the comments section below. Winner will be chosen based on merit and awarded a pair of tickets. Contest ends Thursday at noon.

3 Responses to “CONTEST: Win tickets to a seriously fuzzed out rock show starring Cosmonauts, Burnt Ones and the Mallard at Brick and Mortar Music Hall”

  1. scum says:

    I like peach fuzz.

  2. h0b0king says:

    I was riding home debauched from a solid day drinking session and stopped at the Muddy’s on 24th around 8PM, hopeful that coffee would rally me. A member of the fuzz was in the shop, ordering his evening coffee and chatting amicably with the counter person.

    Policeman says “I really hate giving tickets to drunk cyclists.” and then relates the following story of his evening to the barista.

    Officer Fuzz had been sitting in his prowl car on Capp presumably scaring off johns and doing paperwork, when a trio of young men on bikes came laboriously up Capp street with a bit of swerve in their ride. Not feeling particularly inclined to act the officer ignored them, but was startled by a loud noise moments later.

    The officer looks up and just in time to see the third cyclist plow into the back of the same parked car that his two buddies have just also hit. All three bikers are on the ground, and when the cop goes to check he discovers that they are unhurt, but abominably drunk. He feels he is obligated to give them tickets at this point. The moral of the story is that “If you run into a parked car on a bike while drunk, you’ve really earned that ticket.”

    I being myself drunkish and on a bike chuckled and did not comment before heading off

  3. Crazy Eddie! says:

    Do you have a cultural event to promote to 22-39 yr old CONNECTED, HIP, INFLUENCERS?! Then email Allan. He’ll give away your tickets! He’ll promote your bar! He’ll promote the pop up bar inside your bar!!!!!

    He has nothing but inventory and ALL. OF. IT. MUST. GO!!!!!! And for the low price of his credibility he’ll even throw in screen shots of him and his INFLUENCER HIP friends chatting about your product.

    It’s organic, artisanal product placement. ACT NOW!!!! This offer will only last until someone fucks up and starts paying him money for what he’s giving away for free!!!