That slow, interminable wait for F.S.C. Barber to open

I’m not hating, I’ll be copping the same pose outside of Lee Hong tomorrow.

39 Responses to “That slow, interminable wait for F.S.C. Barber to open”

  1. Rob says:

    Are they cloning people in that place?

  2. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    Fucking yupsters.

    • bellpeppernostrils says:

      great description.

      ive been getting more and more upset when people try to make the claim that the mission is still deep with the hip kids.

      that was the case.

      now something new is happening.

  3. Bret A. Saurus says:

    Does it look like those folks need haircuts? Shaves?

    …Bikini waxes?

  4. Hater of twats says:

    I’ll do the hating. You relax.

  5. Matt says:

    This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

  6. scum says:

    I am shocked that one of the is reading a book.

  7. I’m a loser that waits in line for 5 hours to get my hair cut… by I make 130k a year so it’s cool

  8. Bob Dole says:

    “F.S.C. Barber is committed to offering a hassle-free, yet high quality experience, without the pretensions of a salon.”

    lmao, the irony of their mission statement.

  9. Tracksidehoax says:

    Line is usually longer on the weekends. Dudes get out there real early. Weirdos. I don’t see anyone who needs a haircut!

  10. seen em - but so what says:

    There were at least 10 tere this AM when I went by.

  11. supercuts stylist says:

    no line here

  12. TinyTim says:

    A chain in the Mission!

    Sorry–miscaptioned. They’re waiting to pee at that tree. Civility demands waiting your turn.

  13. pat says:

    yawn…still complaining about this – who cares.

  14. REALsfLOCAL says:

    FUCK THESE GATRIFICYING YUPPIES WHO LET PEOPLE WITH SCISSORS AND CLIPPERS CUT THEIR HAIR. REAL MISSION LOCALS WHO WUZ BORN HERE HAVE THEIR HAIRS CUT BY THEIR COUSIN WITH A SWITCHBLADE.

  15. Paul V. says:

    The cutest one is reading a book. Face in book is sexy…

  16. Nick says:

    Do any of these people look like they need haircuts?

  17. AC says:

    Idk what’s worse, the people in line, or the people that spend their weekend time criticizing them on a blog?

  18. Erik says:

    If you aren’t open early enough to be there when the customer shows up then you shouldn’t be calling yourself a barber shop.

  19. Kenny Powers says:

    Oh, what do I know? I know that one of us had their own personal stylist and one of us shoplifts their shit from Fashion Bug. That’s what I know.

  20. David says:

    Props to ‘Book Guy.’

  21. disguy says:

    Mission is losing hip cred fast. Shit is going down hill. Welcome yuppies!

  22. Zig says:

    I saw Joe Montana getting his haircut there

    That means it is correct and you all are wrong

  23. Book Guy says:

    1) I didn’t wait 5 hours to get my haircut. Arriving 30 minutes before opening allows me to get out of there by 9:30. Then I waited 2 hours for brunch probably.

    2) Thanks Paul V.

    • commentariatsays says:

      THIS MAKES IT WORSE.

    • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

      Your choice in barbers and brunches sucks.

      • Book Guy says:

        I know, but unfortunately my neighborhood isn’t gentrifying as quickly as yours.

        Until then, I’ll make my bi-weekly trek, wait in numerous lines and scamper away as soon as it’s no longer sunny over Dolores Park, leaving my empty Tecate tall can crumpled in the pile of garbage overflowing around the trash bin.

  24. Tacos says:

    Valencia between 18th & 19th = Marina Blvd.

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