Biohazard Battlecruiser ready for blast off (as the getaway vehicle after allegedly attempting murder on an alleged Marijuana grower)

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Even if this happens to be some wacky Burning Man nonsense, it’s still light years behind that douchey pick-up artist van in terms of creepiness factor. And that’s before you throw in the built-in opium den!

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Update!!! Apparently this is the same van that was was used as the getaway vehicle by a woman who allegedly smacked an alleged pot grower in the head with a baseball bat and then chased him down Sir Francis Drake Boulevard as he was being driven to the hospital, after which she hid out in Marin and tried to avoid detection by painting over her distinctive van but was subsequently arrested.  Geez, this story is so weird that you just need to read it yourself!  Read more about the initial crime here, and about the subsequent arrest here.

Wow, I sure am glad I didn’t try to get inside that van!

22 Responses to “Biohazard Battlecruiser ready for blast off (as the getaway vehicle after allegedly attempting murder on an alleged Marijuana grower)”

  1. Emily SF says:

    Since they caught her, let’s move on to something more important: Please, PLEASE, stop using the term ‘Douchey’ or variants thereof, Mr. Sakarati.

    Thank you – the fools who still read these blog entries.

  2. moto-waki says:

    this looks like the gnartoon wagon.

    i hate it.

  3. Sammy T says:

    Oh Kelsey…what have you done now?! Check out her photography website. An heir to the Volkswagon AG empire in distress, no doubt.

    • Some Bloke says:

      Kelsey always was and is a cunt. Too bad her roommate had to get it for her to get locked up. One less crazy bitch on the streets.

  4. Al Pacino says:

    It sure is nice that your links have a maddening level of pop-ups and other infuriating crap. But then again, I guess you get what you pay for, and at least you are not asking us for donations… yet…

    • oh, you mean the links to MAJOR news sites like KTVU (that have absolutely nothing to do with us) have popups and you’re surprised? furthermore, you seem to think that we somehow benefit from popups on another site we link to (that, again, has nothing to do with us)?

      DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW THE INTERNET WORKS????

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