This $80 Rent Raiser tank is probably even worse than one that says Hipster

It’s too early in the morning for my mental faculties to discern whether or not this is a joke, but according to the seller:

The rent is too high. You’re too educated to ignore that you’re part of the problem, but you’re not about to move. Find compromise in this high fashion accessory.

Send orders/hatemail to rentraiser@gmail.com.

50 Responses to “This $80 Rent Raiser tank is probably even worse than one that says Hipster”

  1. Land Lord Larry says:

    Landlords Unite!
    Proudly wear this shirt!

  2. scum says:

    Part of the white pride line?

  3. pat says:

    Joke or not – shaming the residents because they are hardworking and have marketable skills is going to backfire.

    • bellpeppernostrils says:

      missing the point.

    • PeteWing says:

      huh?

      • pat says:

        The constant shaming of newcomers only creates resentment which ends up destroying the community even faster. Lately, it appears the only culture we’re trying to preserve is stereotyping outsiders and fearing change.

        • come-again says:

          double-huh?

        • Marketable? says:

          The fact that you use the word “marketable skills” tell us that you have no idea what the hell you are talking about. It’s not that you arrived later than other people. It’s that you make 400% more than people here before and you do not share their values. If you can’t see that it’s probably because you’ve spent too much time developing those “marketable skills” instead of looking around at what is happening around you.

  4. m says:

    This doesn’t seem that different from the shirts offered by most merchants promoted on this site.

    At least the people wearing this are willing to openly admit to being turds, as opposed to those trying to mask it in their neon, multi-colored design shirts with supposedly-ironic early 90s cartoon characters plastered on the front.

    Diff’rent strokes, man…

  5. Jesse Hammer says:

    Comes free with Google Glass.

  6. fffffffffff says:

    not a joke; these are real.

  7. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    Ugh.

  8. ALWAYS HIGH says:

    I CAN RENT A RAZOR? SUITE!

  9. Rent Raiser says:

    Due to demand, order are now being directed to http://privilegefashion.bigcartel.com/ . Kindly submit your money there.

  10. LetMeIn says:

    Rent raiser, panty dropper.

  11. truth says:

    you know those religious tools who blame individual people when bad shit happens, but then when something good happens they proclaim that ‘GOD IS GREAT!’

    that’s what the idiots who whine about gentrification sound like. the crazy, drug-addicted, unemployed residents of the neighborhood should be revered because they are just like, victims of society, but any hard working person who moves here because there are fewer and fewer jobs in other parts of the countries are evil 80s movies bad guys, out to destroy the world.

  12. whack-a-mole says:

    This post is an awesome litmus test for whatever particular idiocy the commenter subscribes to. Good job!

  13. owner. sf mission native says:

    @truth go fuck yourself and get the fuck outta our neighborhood your not wanted. you may love the mission but it doesn’t love you.

    *our (implying your not one of us) take your judgmental, less enlightened point of view, shove it up your ass, and crawl back from whence you came.

    by now mission natives begrudgingly accept the gentrification (the owners, and rent controlled). the gentrification isnt all bad but you gotta see it from our perspective, your the intruders. how would you feel if you felt less than welcome, looked down on by transplants, a stranger in your own neighborhood?

    theres always gonna be bad eggs in the neighborhood, and crime is a problem. i agree

    point is, your comment paints a picture of a very skewed juvenile world view. GROW UP

  14. union joe says:

    well, here’s one way to continue the conversation. remember, provocation need not be tasteful.

  15. SFNative says:

    Thank GOD for rent control!

  16. George says:

    I saw the Mission being de-gentrified. In many ways, this is better.

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