Thought shaming

Got this in my fortune cookie at Chino the other day and it’s still tripping me out.

One Response to “Thought shaming”

  1. DomPara says:

    Your brain consumes about 500 Calories daily, and is the demonstrated center of cognition, so it can be reasoned that thoughts burn Calories*. If you were to “count the calories” of your thoughts, you would receive a negative number.

    *I am unaware of any research regarding the metabolism of subjects with little or no brain activity.