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Got this in my fortune cookie at Chino the other day and it’s still tripping me out.

One Response to “Thought shaming”

1. DomPara says:

   June 25, 2014 at 1:03 pm

   Your brain consumes about 500 Calories daily, and is the demonstrated center of cognition, so it can be reasoned that thoughts burn Calories*. If you were to “count the calories” of your thoughts, you would receive a negative number.

   *I am unaware of any research regarding the metabolism of subjects with little or no brain activity.