Mission Mission

[via Corntard, the Man]

This photo was tweeted to Willie Brown, CalTrans, Conan O’Brien and this blog. #goodcompany

(Thanks, Joanna!)

(Thanks Michael!)

Whatever u say, Giabbit

[via Matt, who is abroad at the moment]

It’s Debaser’s 7-year anniversary! Can you believe it? It’s 2015 now, the ’90s are just finally far enough away that you could start folding some of those hits into Oldies Night (tonight at the Knockout), and yet Debaser has been going strong for seven tenths of a decade! Congrats, boys!

Still only $5. (Dig those crazy ’08 prices!) Or free with a flannel before 11, as always.

RSVP and invite your friends.

We know how much you miss Diary, the original Mission emo night at Pop’s that sadly is no more, but rather than get all emo about it, now you’ve got another chance to sing along too loudly to Understanding in a Car Crash at the Knockout every month with Make Me a Mixtape!

Come and party like it’s 1997!

Playing the best 90s/00s old school emo,punk and post-hardcore tunes. All vinyl!

Friday 6-9pm

And the best part is they’re not even trying to trademark the term “Emo Night” like those doofuses down in LA.

Also, after the last American Football tune drowns out, go grab a couple tacos at Cancun and then pop back to the Knockout for Primo’s Oldies Night!  Look at that, I just planned out your whole Friday night.  Now do it to it!

It may be April Fool’s Day, but I’m pretty sure they’re actually doing it. A gourmet ode to the Taco Bell Sriracha Quesarito they enjoyed so much last week.

It’s also got Sriracha rice and a real Las Palmas tortilla. And as always, they deliver via Postmates.

First, for happy hour, there’s Eighty-Five Song Happy Hour:

And later on, Lil’ Raps Night:

What the heck?