BREAKING NEWS!!! DOLORES PARK TO FULLY PARTIALLY REOPEN FINALLY ON JUNE 18th LET’S PARTY!!!!!

The nice folks at Dolores Parks Works just told us the news!

There’s a party to celebrate:

Mark your calendrrrs!!!!

UPDATE: I mean…

2 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS!!! DOLORES PARK TO FULLY PARTIALLY REOPEN FINALLY ON JUNE 18th LET’S PARTY!!!!!”

  1. Mik says:

    It will still suck because of the people who hang out there.

  2. Tuffy says:

    Some fuckers had a silent disco party on their roof across the street from me. Assholes yelling at the top of their lungs till 6 in the morning. Silent Disco my ass.