It’s funny how many grumpy complainers are mad that Dolores Park is reopening

Last night we published the news that Dolores Park is finally set to reopen its north side on June 18th (yay!) and then we posted it to our Facebook page with some appropriate emoji:

The news promptly got 75+ likes and at least 30 shares — indicators that this was popular news. But then look at the comments section:

What a bunch of grumpy complainers! You guys really need a sunny afternoon in the park!!

15 Responses to “It’s funny how many grumpy complainers are mad that Dolores Park is reopening”

  1. Nick Pal says:

    Oh, the litter!

  2. FRED says:

    Seriously though…the trash issue is real. I live next door and love the park than most, but the hordes that swoop down and then trash the place goes far beyond just embarrassing.

    • Nick Pal says:

      The problem with this issue is that it’s virtually impossible to find a solution.

      • Chalkman says:

        There is a solution, be a fucking adult instead of a fucking douchebag, I’ve been in Dolores park several hundred times and never once have I thrown trash on the lawn or pissed on someone’s house

        • Nick Pal says:

          Yeah I think you’re right. Most collective action problems are best solved by telling people not to be a fucking douchebag.

    • lkjasdf says:

      Next door to the park, well well, I didn’t realize millionaires read this blog

  3. hipster says:

    “hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster!”

    jeez. chill out.

  4. Tuffy says:

    Fuck it. Close it down and build more condos. Problem solved.

  5. MrEricSir says:

    Because the only place you find hipsters and large quantities of litter in The Mission is at Dolores Park.

  6. Macks says:

    SFers complain about everything

  7. Greg says:

    In case you have been missing the smell of patchouli, axe body spray and piss.

  8. I hate hipsters says:

    It’s the hipster armpit of the city. What a hellhole

  9. Chalkman says:

    Die drum circles die