Very important question

[via Megan]

Naked wolf lady hobo graffiti

[via The Fog Bender]

Which is it?

[via Less Jokes]

Who needs dating apps

You might not crave crème brûlée for a while after reading this sticker

Right? Crème brûlée’s kind of phlegmy.

(Sorry, local crème brûlée purveyors.)

That moment when you’re on BART and you realize that they’re not painting the walls…

…they’re cleaning them.

[at Embarcadero Station, thanks to reader Rob for the submission!]

My relationship status with The Mission: It’s complicated

Hey, how do you feel about Safeway?

[via David Mohr]

Do you still love me?

(Thanks, Kristin!)

I like your underwear