Mission Mission

The Cuts! You remember those guys, right? From like six or seven years ago? Greg Cartwright produced their debut album I think! What a treat! What a poster! Oldies Night on New Year’s Eve!

RSVP and invite your friends!

And here’s a little something to tide you over ’til the 31st:

[via Primo]

[via Primo]

Hot on the heels of the viral success of the guy seeking a holiday girlfriend:

Two Girls, One Season. WANTED: Holidates – w4m – 26

Who we are: Two mid-twenties workaholics who didn’t have time to go to bars and dig through piles of shit to find men the last 11 months. Crap, here we are single, AGAIN, and Christmas is approaching.

What we look like (we know you want to know): We’re actually really hot chicks. Like you could have picked us out of a lineup for a CW teen drama. We can guarantee you won’t have a couple of butter-faces on your arm this holiday season. We do pilates. We go on bike rides. We yoga the shit out of our auras. Our asses can rock a cocktail dress all on their own and we have legs for dayz. One of us is tall and has a bangin’ volleyball player’s bod and the other is short and petite, like a magical Christmas elf. With a huge rack.

What we want: We need two guys (preferably two in a bromance to match our womance) to stick around for the holidays. Our love will be fake, but epic. We want to make everyone jealous. We will have Christmas cards that will make your mother cry. We’ll attend each other’s office holiday parties and be voted cutest couple(s), even if they don’t hold those kinds of contests at office holiday parties. Then we’ll get under mistletoes and makeout inappropriately in front of your coworkers.

Read the full listing after the jump…

UPDATE: They got a blog.

[Missed Connections via Primo] [Completely unrelated photo by Gaelan]

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Tonight (11/12/11, a regular ol’ numbered date) at Needles and Pens, local band Woodsboro will be playing their new album, “Pocket Comb”. All 100 copies of the album will be on sale for $25, the sleeves all being unique works of art by all kinds of local artists. Seriously, like, hundreds of them, with names like:

Audra Knutson, Ed Jurken, Sara Thurston, Laurence Wilson, Scott Falkowski, Inbar Kishoni, Sharon Gatliffe, Grant Lavalley, Serena Mitnik-Miller, David Kasprzak, Greer McGettrick, Andrew Connors, Kirsten Knick, Natalie Lunney, Primo Pitmo, Michael McConnell, Sidnea D’amico, Johnny Abrahams, Doug Spencer, Paul Garcia, Jacqueline Pachak, Eric Corrigan, Meghan Meehan, Ellen McCoy, Alex Wilson, Dave Gardner, Odessa Fryxell, Jon Calvert, Anna Carpenter, Tara Barnes, Chrys Nodal, Lizzy McGinn, Alfonso Kellenberger, Erin Hurley, Jennifer Melcon, Wymond Miles, Jaime Jennings, Matthew Brown, Seble Bissrat, Jacqui Ko, Kim Kelly, Will Ivy, Zoe Mogannam, Katie Davis, Olive Mogannam, Aaron Rodriguez, Alex DeWall, Vanessa Gonzales, Em Gift, Imin Yeh, Hayden Elizabeth Shieble, Chili Montes, Andrew Martin Scott, Alison Davis, Lauren Klein, Cody Frost, Karoline Hatch, Moses Montalvo, etc.

Facebook invite here.

When I first saw this picture I thought Primo was straight PHASE SHIFTING in ‘n’ out of various extra-nasty dimensions or something, but it turns out maybe he’s just a ghost. Ghost Primo! Tonight at the Knockout! Here’s the official poster:

Oh, that’s right! Our pal Wam Bam Ashleyanne special guests tonight! She WILL bring the nasty.

RSVP and invite your friends!

[Photo by LLL]

Sometimes at Oldies Night we hear a song so freaky or nasty we have to run up on Primo and ask WHAT WUZ THATT?? Here are a couple of those, spun this past Friday:

And if you like all that, keep in mind there’s yet another extra special soul party this coming Friday night. It’s a mayoral thing again:

AVALOS HAS SOUL
… a fundraiser for John Avalos for Mayor of San Francisco

Friday, October 14th
9pm-Midnight
Dance Mission Theatre
3316 24th Street, San Francisco
$10* Suggested Donation — No One Turned Away For Lack Of Funds

Featuring DJ Sets From
PRIMO (OLDIES NIGHT)
PHENGREN OSWALD (SATURDAY NIGHT SOUL PARTY)
BROWN AMY (HARD FRENCH)
NICK WATERHOUSE (LOST AND FOUND)
LUCKY (SATURDAY NIGHT SOUL PARTY)
CARNITA (HARD FRENCH)
SPECIAL LORD B (SATURDAY NIGHT SOUL PARTY)
DX THE FUNKY GRANPAW (TEENAGE DANCE CRAZE)

Also featuring a free Ice Cream SOULcial presented by THREE TWINS ORGANIC ICE CREAM

Quite a lineup! RSVP and invite your friends.

It’s to show their support for this dude John Avalos who’s running for mayor. Whatever the reason, this will surely be a seriously unique dance party. They’re scheduled to do their thing from 2-5PM.

And then, of course, Primo’s got 2 Men Will Move You tonight at Amnesia (featuring the triumphant return of DJ Jordan):

[via Primo]

Seen at the Make-Out Room around 1:30AM Tuesday night: DJ Purple checking out the tail end of DJ Primo‘s slow jams set! Purple strolled in and just regarded his fellow beloved San Francisco DJ for about 15 minutes, subtly nodding his head in appreciation.

It was even better than the Don DeLillo/Bret Easton Ellis face-off in this month’s issue of The Believer.

Purple’s karaoke dance party returns to Jack’s tonight around 9, and Primo’s 2 Men Will Move You party hits Amnesia this Saturday night.

[Primo photo by me; Purple photo via Purple]

First you arrive and get a drink and sit at a booth with your friends for a bit. Then Primo gets up there (see him?) and spins something that either fries your brain or melts your heart:

And you get up and dance, and you have the time of your life. And that’s what’s great about the slow jams party (AKA Lost & Found) at the Make-Out Room every Tuesday night.