Passive-Aggressive Zeitgeist Hoodie Wearer Bums Us Out

Over at Having My Bamboo and Eating it Too, A Panda tells us about her morning, besotted as it was by a Zeitgeist-sweatshirted hater:

Finally, barista guy looks at me,
“yeah, your mocha is coming right up”.
That’s not what I ordered.
“I had a non-fat latte”
“I had the mocha. And I’d like the FATTENING milk, ”
Zeitgeist bitch is passively attacking me before 9 am, on account of the fact that I’m drinking a non-fat latte, apparently.
“Hahah. Fattening milk, rock on!”
Barista is egging on team Zeitgeist. And laughing at me. Awesome.

Read the whole story here.

Previous Mission Mission coverage involving Zeitgeist here.

6 Responses to “Passive-Aggressive Zeitgeist Hoodie Wearer Bums Us Out”

  1. Katie says:

    I drink non-fat because I don’t want to be a fat bitch.

  2. Lola Haze says:

    Who the eff is Panda? I’m in luuuuurrrv.

  3. Allan says:

    Just some panda we know

  4. A Panda says:

    Psh. I’m the only panda you know.

  5. KaylaDavis says:

    the reputable and trusted stock photo agencies are below. you’ll be buying your flying mount before you know it. ri: give me three reasons why i should be looking at frontline gold if i were an investor.

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