Better than any haiku I’ve heard all year:
“Look at this homie here
He gave you his beer
Even though you fucked up his face”
Previously on Mission Mission:
Chillaxin’ at the Nice Lady Store
- No More Booze at Bay to Breakers (NSFW)
- The Dolores Park brand, according to Crate & Barrel
- All slices are created equal at Mission Pizza
- Cafe Gratitude shuttering forever on May 25th
- Motorist allegedly getting blowjob from a hooker allegedly causes accident at 18th and Mission
- Lube wrestling pics will make your insides squirm
- Bad Blood with Joshua Cobos: Trouble with the Law
- New Valencia Playground soccer field opens next week!
- Suitcase found containing 80 severed heads
- Fair Oaks Street Fair is tomorrow!
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