Mission Mission reader tack responded to the release of Google Maps Walking Directions with the following observation:
You can walk from Dolores Park to Williamsburg, Brooklyn:
But to stay awake for 43 days of non-stop walking you’ll probably lose yourself to meth before you get there. And your low-rise girl jeans won’t fit no more.
Zing! Thanks, tack.
[BTW, we know this was in our comments section, but we didn't realize how good an item it was until we saw it reposted on The Point Is The General Point.]
Previously on Mission Mission: