I saw this poster for the upcoming SF Vegan Bakesale and first thought, “Sweet! I love cupcakes and the last vegan bakesale was fucking delicious!” But then I really looked at the poster. Vegans should be depicted as state-smashing, corporation-crushing, heart-breaking, chain smoking bike riders with an attitude so surly it is adorable. So, what the fuck is this? Vegans: if you want people to join your cause, do not pretend to be virginal middle schoolers whose most naughty action was sneaking an episode of “The Simpsons” while your parents were not looking.
Here, I made you a better poster: