Tartine Wielding Hipster vs. Mythical Beast: Sidewalk Showdown

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I’ve been seeing this oversized cow around Dolores Park lately, casually walking over lounging boys and girls like ants.  Now he’s terrorizing people just trying to enjoy the simple pleasures of a six-dollar quiche.

(photo by moirabot | photo hat tip sfhaps)

47 Responses to “Tartine Wielding Hipster vs. Mythical Beast: Sidewalk Showdown”

  1. troy holden says:

    great post title, i almost fell out of my chair laughing.

    heres another version of the horse/dog: http://www.flickr.com/photos/troyholden/4022119129/

  2. olu says:

    is that the same dog that terrorized that poor foster city woman in dolores park? que lastima, this has got to stop.

  3. hoody hoo says:

    he doesnt terrorize people, hes just a huge dog and has a great temperament . and he and his owner have been going to the park for years fyi for all you recent transplant internet hipster fucks

  4. I hope he bit off those leggings.

  5. Isore says:

    I cannot believe how wack this blog is…yet I read it.

  6. Cranky Old Mission Guy says:

    I cannot believe how humorless the readers of this blog can be …yet I read their comments.

  7. Sangroncito says:

    I am terribly upset that the dog’s coat and the woman’s outfit clash. These fashion faux pas must be stopped.

  8. cortez says:

    i cannot believe the term ‘hipster’ is being coined on anyone who walks around in the mission. she is obviously NOT a hipster. get your opinions straight!

    • What is she then? Just an unidentifiable late 20′s white woman with disheveled hair wearing ironic leggings, a patterned long skirt, and a hoodie?

      • cortez says:

        more like an unidentifiable late 30s white woman that is desperately trying to hold onto her youth by wearing ‘fun’, ‘cheery / edgy’ and ‘awkwardly mismatched’ clothing with RUNNING SHOES to tie it all together; that any true hipster would never wear. i should know.

      • whaaaaat says:

        i KNOW her. she is, in fact, in her late 20s. and likes stripes. i don’t believe she calls herself a hipster.

      • henry says:

        what cortez said

      • SFDoggy says:

        @Kevin: I think hit and run fashion victim would be an appropriate description.

      • Lapidgeon says:

        Clearly she is a clown making her walk of shame post clown car orgy (you’d be surprised how many people fit in her-I mean there. In this dog she sees another way to make small children cry. Jesus people.

      • Neo Displacer says:

        If you click the picture posted it takes you to flickr where we discover the woman’s handle is faerygrrl and she swears she is not a hipster. Beatniks, hippies, punks, and heshers are easy, I can’t tell hipsters from shinola. I can only tell if they are wearing big white glasses or have ridiculous mutton chops.

      • I’m a year late to the game, but those socks are fucking awesome.

  9. Squirrel says:

    I think shes cute, Good for her!

  10. Mission Mistaken says:

    Dogs don’t see colors right? Lucky dogs.

  11. chalkman says:

    That Great Dane (and the other posse of “pony dogs” that live on Oakwood) are infinitely better than the fine collection of yappy rat-dogs I see people walking into the park….

  12. Isore says:

    I agree with Squirrel and Chalkman, her shoes are quite possibly Made in USA NBs (where did the children make yours?), her skirt has skulls on it, her socks are UCI World Champion colorway, and her jacket is a Derby of San Francisco ‘Ladies Night’ and she’s got a day-old macaroon. ‘Cortez’ and her hater followers are the real yappy rat-dogs of Guerrero Street.

  13. pat says:

    “Oversized cow”! You hurt doggy’s feelings. He can’t help snarfing all the delicious quiches and hipsters that make him big… he’s a dog.

    If I were biking by that scene I would skid to a stop to gawk… at the bright pink garage sale sign. I believe I went to that one, but there was no treasure, just a garage full of bins of soggy romance novels and action figures.

  14. M.A.C. says:

    jesus, it’s a funny picture of either a mutant dog or an incredibly short woman. Either way, who gives a crap if she’s a hipster or not.

  15. PsychoKat says:

    Hipsters don’t like to identify themselves as hipsters.

    My friends, this woman is a hipster.

  16. melissa says:

    A hipster walks into a bar and says, “This bar sucks! It’s full of hipsters!”

  17. Corinna says:

    Walticus is terrified of the giant harmless horse dog.

    Don’t forget that Tartine also has $5 croissants and they’re fucking delicious and I’m covered in its non-vegan butter flakes right now. MMMMMMMMM.

  18. andy says:

    the dog’s name is Mojo and he lives across the street from Dolores… he’s there everyday, rain or shine. i love that dog!

  19. insidesfre says:

    I could take my Cairn Terriers for a ride on that dog.

  20. alex says:

    that’s my dog mojo. pretty sure he just wanted the food. and the hand that’s carrying it. and maybe the leggings.

  21. Ambrose Jenks says:

    That bitch is hella cute!

  22. Flea says:

    that is one big giant dog.

  23. Anvil One says:

    I love this photo!

    And, she’s not a hipster. She’s my best friend.

    Some of you should try to remember that you’re not commenting on an anonymous photograph and are being insensitive toward your neighbors and community. Whether or not you think she’s a hipster some of these snarky comments are downright rude. You’re representing yourself as a tactless shithead when you post things of this sort:

    “I hope he bit off those leggings.”

    “Clearly she is a clown making her walk of shame post clown car orgy (you’d be surprised how many people fit in her-I mean there. In this dog she sees another way to make small children cry. Jesus people.”

    “more like an unidentifiable late 30s white woman that is desperately trying to hold onto her youth by wearing ‘fun’, ‘cheery / edgy’ and ‘awkwardly mismatched’ clothing with RUNNING SHOES to tie it all together; that any true hipster would never wear. i should know.”

  24. matteller says:

    What’s a hipster? That dog is big. Are they somehow related?

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