Free Fortune Telling on 24th

Just spotted this on that big empty near Philz on 24th that is always covered in shitty tags.  Looks like the city is initiating a new project Art in Store Fronts to spice up empty storefronts, something that I probably would have heard about a couple of months ago if I actually read the news.  Anyways, in this case, you can leave questions for a fortuneteller to answer.  Brilliant stuff like:

q: #1 If I masturbate, am I still a virgin?
#2 Can I ask another question?
a: No, you cannot ask a second question?

q: What will I get for Christmas?
a: You will probably get drunk.

q: Will I grow up?
a: You don’t grow up, you throw up.  And then your mama comes around the corner and shit licks it up.

q: ¿Cómo se dice corn?
a: Maíz

6 Responses to “Free Fortune Telling on 24th”

  1. laura says:

    damnit, i emailed pictures of this to you weeks ago! check your mailbox, missionmission!

  2. cata gee says:

    stupidist shit/art I have seen in a long time

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  4. robin says:

    I like the Japanese tradition of Omikuji fortune telling, if you don’t like the fortune, you stick it to the tree in the temple and the bad luck stays there instead of coming with you
    http://www.japansugoi.com/wordpress/omikuji-fortune-paper-vending-machines-kyoto/

  5. jeffrey says:

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