Hurry, get your historically-accurate Santas at that One $ Only store* between 23rd and 24th!
*Item may not actually be $1. It’s one of those misleading “one dollar and up” stores. WTF? All they are doing is setting a minimum price.
If you really want to see some wildness, go to google and check out how the Dutch portray Mr. Clause & Co.
It’s like “all you can eat for $1″
“But I’m still hungry!”
“Well, that’s all you can eat, for $1.”
It’s a floor, not a ceiling.
[...] I’m not exactly sure what it is, but something about the holidays and the new year always makes me feel like an old dude. Like, “Whoa, it’s 2011 already? What happened to the last decade?” Luckily, our pal Kris went treasure hunting in a dollar store and found a hat that will make anyone feel like the hippest old dude around. In terms of all-time dollar store triumphs, it comes this close to beating last year’s amazing Black Santa blowout. [...]
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