Last NYE on Capp

5 Responses to “Last NYE on Capp”

  1. ct says:

    google reader for the win. My 7 month-old figured out how to clap yesterday, so I figure he’s down for a good party now.

  2. Mission Mistaken says:

    This is what (I determined would be) my last New years eve party was like:

    Two guests showed up and instantly slipped across the way into my neighbor’s apartment (without her permission) to get it on, sloppily. My neighbor is a respectable lady who thought she was offering a coat drop. They did it all over everyone’s coats.

    Of the 12 Limoge porcelain plates I snagged super-cheap when I Magnin went under, only 4 survived.

    A friend kept following me down the hall saying very, very loudly “wow, what a mess, I bet you just wish everyone would LEAVE.” Which resulted in only the polite, sober interesting people leaving with hurt expressions on their faces.

    Someone I had recently tricked with showed up unexpectedly on the arm of a disease-ridden mega whore with no taste.

    • Cranky Old Mission Guy says:

      Now I know how to recognize you on the street — you’re the one with “DOORMAT” tattooed on your forehead.

    • olu says:

      “Someone I had recently tricked with” -

      is this the intransitive form of trick, meaning to hook, or prostitute oneself?

  3. Last year I got an email from one of my friends “Some bro was hitting on my girlfriend at your party” and sent me a link to this: