Critical Mass Sacramento

The great thing about Critical Mass in Sacramento is that with only 14 people on the ride, if you get a flat, the entire Mass will pull over and hang out while you patch it up.

The terrible thing about Critical Mass in Sacramento is there’s this dude who thinks he’s the leader. Gives a welcome speech (he actually says “Welcome to Critical Mass!”) where he explains how Critical Mass works, cautions you not to break any rules, gets all serious if you make a joke about throwing bricks at cars, and informs you in which direction he’s decided we’ll be starting off. And then he barks orders at everybody the whole time: “LIGHT!!” “JOIN US!!” “IT’S CRITICAL MASS; JOIN US!!” “LIGHT!!” Gag me!

Sacramento is beautiful though. It’s a nice place to bike.

Previously:

Critical Mass Halloween

Critical Mass Seattle

Critical Mass at Ocean Beach

Critical Mass Louisville

5 Responses to “Critical Mass Sacramento”

  1. mcas says:

    I believe that a decade ago, there was a similar situation in SF that led to lots of the old guard turning off due to one self-appointed leader… which is why the original folks are trying to ‘take it back’ with their blog now. See original dude, Chris Carlson at Streetsblog on this topic: http://sf.streetsblog.org/2009/12/21/a-lost-decade-for-san-francisco’s-critical-mass/

  2. J Perry says:

    Awesome! Just awesome :)

  3. Rafter says:

    Wow, I live in Sacramento.
    I love your blog. Your take on our critical mass is perfectly critical.

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