Out of nowhere, a girl on huge heels staggers up to a pair of dudes smoking outside Amnesia and asks to bum a cigarette. One dude goes, “Jeez, lady,” but then mulls it over for a second, and says, “I charge one joke per cigarette.”
Smart! But does this work? Or maybe fiending for cigarettes hinders one’s ability to bust a quick funny?
(I didn’t stick around for her joke because California Sunshine was about to go on inside.)
i do that to crazies who ask me for money… you hear some good ones
Like what?