Performing the On-Bike Pee

Fitting that this is a .png amirite?

Ritte Van Vlaanderen, some kind of cycling enthusiast website, this week published a helpful guide to performing the on-bike pee. Bonus points for performing it toward the long line of people waiting to get into [make your own joke here].

6 Responses to “Performing the On-Bike Pee”

  1. Vic Wong says:

    But what are lady cyclists to do? Carry around a magic cone?

  2. PaddyW says:

    Bonus points for performing it toward the long line of people waiting to get into Medjool.

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  4. M C. says:

    Nothing beats this guy for not stopping when nature calls…

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  6. oui on you says:

    Bonus points for pulling this off on a bike that doesn’t coast.

  7. emilie says:

    Bonus points for performing it toward the long line of people waiting to get into a fetishist sex party.

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