If You See A Tortoise Roaming Around Please Call Us

And whatever you do, don’t let it get anywhere near that bad mutagen that’s been going around.

Photo by irina slutsky.

2 Responses to “If You See A Tortoise Roaming Around Please Call Us”

  1. Vic Wong says:

    I keep wondering is “Irina Slutsky” is a real name. Then I think, “No, it’s best I never know. Life should be full of mystery and intrigue.”

  2. Ferocious Foot Odor says:

    Irina Slutsky is the fabled great-great granddaughter of Herman A. Slutstky, himself the great grandson of Imona Slutsky. They are legend, though their long running feud with the descendants of Isa Prude’s brood is a dark stain, if you catch my drift.