Your Idea Isn't the Right Fit for Kickstarter

I saw this just now and it just about broke my heart.

Ryan Christopher Parks (of B. Hamilton fame), Mission Mission would hereby like to buy you a sandwich.

Previously:

A Really Good Review of a B. Hamilton Show at Amnesia

5 Responses to “Your Idea Isn't the Right Fit for Kickstarter”

  1. kiya says:

    I’m confused, what was Ryan’s idea?

  2. I want to know too; what was the project?

  3. James O'Boston says:

    i think it was to get a sandwich, and then, perhaps, to eat it, people.

  4. mattymatt says:

    Oh, was this the pitch for the Fuckable Sandwich Machine? I’m surprised they didn’t go for it.

  5. To Kickstarter (www.heirloomorganicfucks.com),

    “I wanna go get a sandwich somewhere good down on Telegraph but I don’t have any cash and my bank disabled my account after some Ukrainian dickhead I play Madden with got my information and bought a bunch of shit from a flower shop in San Leandro and a Hollister somewhere in New Mexico. So like, I need to borrow, like, fifty bucks for a little bit so I can grub and shit. And, like, weed.”

    DENIED A SANDWICH. DENIED A 20 SACK. DENIED ON BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS. FUCK THEM. FUCK THE INTERNET. FUCK GOD. WERE ALL DEAD.

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