If this was a picture of two dudes drinking slurpees instead of two girls, nobody would be bitching about their looks/weight so openly and immediately.
the girls in the photo above look sexy. I’m speaking generally about girls I’ve been seeing around lately (like, at the park over the last couple weekends). Why pick this post to make these obnoxious comments on? Eh. Bored… this post didn’t have much going for it anyway.
Dude, don’t knock the PBR. Copious amounts of alcohol is the only thing preventing San Franciscans from humping each other 24/7 like a bunch of horny rabbits.
haha, “Fat Dix”, it’s an epidemic. Headline: “American Levels of Obese Penises On The Rise”
- “I dunno, I try to keep my husband away from fast foods, but he just loves it. I can tell when he’s been sneaking greasy foods. He comes home with a bloated dick.”
“Hot new look for summer: Super retarded comment moderation.”
Geez. Seriously? It’s not like some of my comments “crossed the line” or some shit. They’re all equally stupid. If you’re gonna delete some just delete them all. It’s not like there’s anything important up in here. How about just delete it all? Seriously, wtf?
New readers: the comments above used to be more interesting/more potentially hurtful? Just fyi.
You’re right, dick. I pretty much never moderate anything, but your comments were so super retarded I was forced to make an exception. Go fuck yourself.
Awwww, man! This thread was so much more amusing before. Now it really doesn’t make any sense.
I think everyone’s missing the point tho: this is not about the ladies, this is about the Slurpees!
Slurpees are awesome in a cup. Like anything that evokes connotations of cut-off shorts, cheap sunglasses, and the sweet gleam of coconut suntan lotion, Slurpees are inherently sexy. Slurpees are one of the 10 Commandments of Summer, and 7-11 is the Ark of the Covenant. I mean, if it weren’t for Slurpees, no one would have invented straws with little spoons at the end. THEN where would we all be???
So first of all, I would love to commend you on your choice of the “lustier” one of us on the left. But I think a better choice might be your beloved, more experienced partner: the stained, crusty sock under your bed that you’ve come to know so well.
Second, I could really care less about my perceived hotness by some anonymous creep on the internet. You know why? Because all the gross things I assume you wrote about me aren’t true, and even if they were, I’m not a whiny, insecure girl who posts pictures of herself for the gratification of someone saying they are hot. I already know that I am hot. I get hit on all the fucking time. And do you want to know why I get hit on all the time? Because of my totally bodacious, decidely sexy rounditude.
Third, in my experience as a curvy lady who is totally hot, the only men who make a point to degrade and belittle “fat” girls, are guys who DESPERATELY WANT TO FUCK FAT GIRLS. They love a squishy bod but are too insecure and concerned with what their dick friends think to act out on their desires in a healthy way.
I don’t want you to think I was picking on you directly. After an earlier (not me) commenter made a snark fat joke, I followed up with some honest (totally asshole) comments along the lines of: Mission girlz (in general) seem a little squishy. I do know plenty of guys that are into that. Thats cool.
There’s a spectrum of “trying”. As in, trying to look good/athletic/fit/healthy. On one end of the spectrum you have a person who is decidedly not trying, and then has to be removed from their lounge chair by the fire department. On the other side of the spectrum you have nasty, surgery-d housewives who because of the pressures of their own catty social strata or because of their obligation as trophy wife/girlfriend devote an inordinate attention to their appearance.
My snarky position was that on that scale, it feels like Mission girls as a collective group have slid a little too far to the “not trying” side.
I guess I’m trying to understand the difference between the girls in the Mission, and girls I see walking around Cow Hollow. Are the Cow Hollow girls who look amazing in yoga pants just totally shallow cunts driven to the gym so they can snare some investment banker d-bag? Like… what about you? Obviously you’d prefer a cool guy with a beer gut and fat face to a lame bro with giant shoulders and a six-pack. But, wouldn’t you want both the cool and the hot if you could have it? Wouldn’t you wanna be fucked by a cool, creative guy who was also totally ripped?
Am I still just being totally fucking stupid?
Anyway, I didn’t say any gross stuff about you specifically… except the thing about me photoshopping a picture of my dick on your photo.
I don’t have secret BBW love…. but, yeah… maybe I’m the exception.
I’m not trying to not be a douchebag. I’m just trying to stir shit up because I’m avoiding doing work I’m really supposed to be doing and this is more stimulating.
Allan Hough (7858)
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Should have waited till July 11 when they’re free.
Nobody has mentioned that the mission just got it’s first 7-Eleven last week on Mission street.
MISSION AND WHAT?
30th! So, really, it’s La Lengua’s first 7-Eleven, not the Mission’s. But Close Enough!
Quit with the La Lengua krappe.
Huh?
you silly bitch.
These are some SUMMER BABES.
Why do we keep getting pics of random people on this blog? No one cares.
I agree. This is bullshit.
I don’t agree. You are bullshit. I win, yay!
Your definitions of “fat” is broken.
My Singular/Plurals is broken.
I’m okay with this.
Mission Mission used to be good
people say this, but when was this mythical time?
Sarcastic or serious, you are a fucking dick.
And I think you will find they are women, not girls or ladies.
Ok, pedant.
If this was a picture of two dudes drinking slurpees instead of two girls, nobody would be bitching about their looks/weight so openly and immediately.
Tsk Tsk
Mission Mission, when did you loose you filter and start confusing posting content with posing absolutely anything?
Well, would you consider yourself a winner in “the boner-making contest” you mentioned?
You don’t sound like you’d be babe material (what with all the whining and body policing).
the girls in the photo above look sexy. I’m speaking generally about girls I’ve been seeing around lately (like, at the park over the last couple weekends). Why pick this post to make these obnoxious comments on? Eh. Bored… this post didn’t have much going for it anyway.
lame post. makes me angry i wasted a click.
You want an apology? Ask your hand.
also, the photo above is great for photoshopping my dick into. I chose the one on the left. Way lustier.
Dude, don’t knock the PBR. Copious amounts of alcohol is the only thing preventing San Franciscans from humping each other 24/7 like a bunch of horny rabbits.
yer sure the lack of humping is not from the flakiness/hangups/pc/dudebro+eathgoddess mashup mess that is sf dating?
are you just jealous no one can say the same about your penis?
haha, “Fat Dix”, it’s an epidemic. Headline: “American Levels of Obese Penises On The Rise”
- “I dunno, I try to keep my husband away from fast foods, but he just loves it. I can tell when he’s been sneaking greasy foods. He comes home with a bloated dick.”
fuckin’ babes!
The girl on the right is hot.. People need to stop hating.
“Hot new look for summer: Super retarded comment moderation.”
Geez. Seriously? It’s not like some of my comments “crossed the line” or some shit. They’re all equally stupid. If you’re gonna delete some just delete them all. It’s not like there’s anything important up in here. How about just delete it all? Seriously, wtf?
New readers: the comments above used to be more interesting/more potentially hurtful? Just fyi.
You’re right, dick. I pretty much never moderate anything, but your comments were so super retarded I was forced to make an exception. Go fuck yourself.
+1
Thumbs up for Allan!
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/379371/march-30-2011/tim-shriver
oh gawd.
I’m sorry. Allan is a person with a comment moderation “diffability”.
Also, all you chunky girls get medals and hugs. Good job, you won-ish.
nofatchix: Hahahaha! Excellent riposte!
I wish I could delete half of the crap that Allan posts on this blog.
Awwww, man! This thread was so much more amusing before. Now it really doesn’t make any sense.
I think everyone’s missing the point tho: this is not about the ladies, this is about the Slurpees!
Slurpees are awesome in a cup. Like anything that evokes connotations of cut-off shorts, cheap sunglasses, and the sweet gleam of coconut suntan lotion, Slurpees are inherently sexy. Slurpees are one of the 10 Commandments of Summer, and 7-11 is the Ark of the Covenant. I mean, if it weren’t for Slurpees, no one would have invented straws with little spoons at the end. THEN where would we all be???
So first of all, I would love to commend you on your choice of the “lustier” one of us on the left. But I think a better choice might be your beloved, more experienced partner: the stained, crusty sock under your bed that you’ve come to know so well.
Second, I could really care less about my perceived hotness by some anonymous creep on the internet. You know why? Because all the gross things I assume you wrote about me aren’t true, and even if they were, I’m not a whiny, insecure girl who posts pictures of herself for the gratification of someone saying they are hot. I already know that I am hot. I get hit on all the fucking time. And do you want to know why I get hit on all the time? Because of my totally bodacious, decidely sexy rounditude.
Third, in my experience as a curvy lady who is totally hot, the only men who make a point to degrade and belittle “fat” girls, are guys who DESPERATELY WANT TO FUCK FAT GIRLS. They love a squishy bod but are too insecure and concerned with what their dick friends think to act out on their desires in a healthy way.
Last, slurpees rule.
dear lovelytongue,
I don’t want you to think I was picking on you directly. After an earlier (not me) commenter made a snark fat joke, I followed up with some honest (totally asshole) comments along the lines of: Mission girlz (in general) seem a little squishy. I do know plenty of guys that are into that. Thats cool.
There’s a spectrum of “trying”. As in, trying to look good/athletic/fit/healthy. On one end of the spectrum you have a person who is decidedly not trying, and then has to be removed from their lounge chair by the fire department. On the other side of the spectrum you have nasty, surgery-d housewives who because of the pressures of their own catty social strata or because of their obligation as trophy wife/girlfriend devote an inordinate attention to their appearance.
My snarky position was that on that scale, it feels like Mission girls as a collective group have slid a little too far to the “not trying” side.
I guess I’m trying to understand the difference between the girls in the Mission, and girls I see walking around Cow Hollow. Are the Cow Hollow girls who look amazing in yoga pants just totally shallow cunts driven to the gym so they can snare some investment banker d-bag? Like… what about you? Obviously you’d prefer a cool guy with a beer gut and fat face to a lame bro with giant shoulders and a six-pack. But, wouldn’t you want both the cool and the hot if you could have it? Wouldn’t you wanna be fucked by a cool, creative guy who was also totally ripped?
Am I still just being totally fucking stupid?
Anyway, I didn’t say any gross stuff about you specifically… except the thing about me photoshopping a picture of my dick on your photo.
I don’t have secret BBW love…. but, yeah… maybe I’m the exception.
You’re still a fucking douchebag, even when you’re trying not to be.
I’m not trying to not be a douchebag. I’m just trying to stir shit up because I’m avoiding doing work I’m really supposed to be doing and this is more stimulating.
I am a fat-ist though I guess.
it’s obveez you guys want to bone each other.
Rounditude! Ha HA!
Big Fat Slurpee Lover: Hilarious + wise = Awesome.
Cowboys and Aliens flavor, mixed with Mountain Dew flavor pretty much = \m/ >_< \m/
cowboys and aliens flavor, mixed with mountain dew flavor pretty much = \m/ >_< \m/
Fucking A you guys. Fucking A.
“Mission girls as a collective group have slid a little too far to the “not trying” side.”
*Brutal face palm*
This must be an awful joke. So I won’t take it at face value even though I’ve already injured my face.
Who is the super cute girl on the right that nobody is talking about?
Sup fat girls? 415 295 4626
EVERYBODY, PLEASE STOP BEING MISERABLE ON THE INTERNET.
EVERYBODY, PLEASE STOP BEING BILLY ON THE INTERNET.
PS. Today IS 7-11 and TODAY Slurpees are FREEEEEEEEEEE! Yay.
I approve of the randomness of this post. People need to quit being such dicks.