High-stakes rap contest, please inquire by phone

Do you have the tightest skillz this side of Bernal Hill(z)? Well it’s your lucky day, because these $2000 rap contest flyers have been popping up everywhere lately. Just call or text 415 484 5368 for the details, we guess. I don’t know about you, but the Tartine Bakery does seem like good place to scout for the next Jay-Z:

Sucka MCs hear me and be all, “God-damn!” My style is tasty like this Croque-Madame

(Note: all comments must take the form of raps)

3 Responses to “High-stakes rap contest, please inquire by phone”

  1. “What’s next, alien sex?”

    -Kanye West

  2. MrEricSir says:

    Everything can be solved with a freestyle rap battle.

  3. James says:

    Where am I going to get $2,000 so that I can afford that new car so Jenny will go to the dance with me? Hey, what’s this?

    (camera pans up to a sign)

    A rap contest, eh?

    (Insert emotional rap training montage)