Mission Mission

Do you have the tightest skillz this side of Bernal Hill(z)? Well it’s your lucky day, because these $2000 rap contest flyers have been popping up everywhere lately. Just call or text 415 484 5368 for the details, we guess. I don’t know about you, but the Tartine Bakery does seem like good place to scout for the next Jay-Z:

Sucka MCs hear me and be all, “God-damn!” My style is tasty like this Croque-Madame

(Note: all comments must take the form of raps)

3 Responses to “High-stakes rap contest, please inquire by phone”

1. Delegate Nerd says:

   July 8, 2011 at 4:32 pm

   “What’s next, alien sex?”

   -Kanye West
2. MrEricSir says:

   July 8, 2011 at 4:42 pm

   Everything can be solved with a freestyle rap battle.
   http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/battle/
3. James says:

   July 11, 2011 at 12:10 pm

   Where am I going to get $2,000 so that I can afford that new car so Jenny will go to the dance with me? Hey, what’s this?

   (camera pans up to a sign)

   A rap contest, eh?

   (Insert emotional rap training montage)