Mission Mission

“You know what attracted me to you? Her tits.”

Say what? (Good one, Omer!)

[via Eavesdropping]

8 Responses to “Omerism of the day”

1. Cranky Old Mission Guy says:

   October 7, 2011 at 1:00 pm

   With the right makeup, that clown could star in the next Hellboy movie.

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2. scum says:

   October 7, 2011 at 1:24 pm

   Smellboy?

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3. yohans says:

   October 7, 2011 at 2:56 pm

   That guy once stopped playing guitar when he saw my friend and I walk past, and he yelled at us, “hey! You two are the two ugliest pieces of shit I have ever seen!” And then he went back to playing his guitar.

   He got Five stars for that one.

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4. freq says:

   October 10, 2011 at 10:09 am

   It’s a miracle that he hasn’t smashed his blue guitar yet, he’s had it for awhile. Last year he sang me a song on my birthday “little king” and then proceeded to call me a fucking idiot. The man is an artist.

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5. waitwhatseriously says:

   October 12, 2011 at 2:55 pm

   BUM JOVI. I hate him.

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6. Cranky Old Mission Guy says:

   October 12, 2011 at 5:03 pm

   It’s like a Magic 8-Ball of “Fuck You!”

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   • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

     October 12, 2011 at 5:15 pm

     This is the best line ever.

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7. Spartico says:

   October 17, 2011 at 2:58 pm

   I give him money so he doesn’t move towards where I live. Like any wild animal will return where the feeding is good. Now he would make a great reality show.

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