Omerism of the day

“You know what attracted me to you? Her tits.”

Say what? (Good one, Omer!)

[via Eavesdropping]

9 Responses to “Omerism of the day”

  1. With the right makeup, that clown could star in the next Hellboy movie.

  2. scum says:

    Smellboy?

  3. yohans says:

    That guy once stopped playing guitar when he saw my friend and I walk past, and he yelled at us, “hey! You two are the two ugliest pieces of shit I have ever seen!” And then he went back to playing his guitar.

    He got Five stars for that one.

  4. freq says:

    It’s a miracle that he hasn’t smashed his blue guitar yet, he’s had it for awhile. Last year he sang me a song on my birthday “little king” and then proceeded to call me a fucking idiot. The man is an artist.

  5. BUM JOVI. I hate him.

  6. It’s like a Magic 8-Ball of “Fuck You!”

  7. Spartico says:

    I give him money so he doesn’t move towards where I live. Like any wild animal will return where the feeding is good. Now he would make a great reality show.

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