Kids today

Longtime local club-owner JWZ on current club fashion:

The thing that always amazes me when I check out younger and/or more mainstream dance parties is how fantastically uniform and horrible the male dress code is. The girls tend to be in your usual timeless slutty-club-wear: a short glittery dress, or maybe a cut-off t-shirt with hotpants and fuzzy leg-warmers. Not the apex of creativity, but at least it looks intentional. Some thought went into it. But the guys all wear exactly the same thing: a mesh basketball wife-beater, a backward baseball cap, and blue jeans. All of them!

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“Hipsters” may make some comical choices, but at least they’re trying. [link]

Yeah, man. Just tryyy!

[Totally unrelated photo by Helen]

9 Responses to “Kids today”

  1. Yo yo mother says:

    That chick is top shelf

  2. Bilbo says:

    It used to be that cool was not caring how you looked. Now it’s getting all dolled up in your fancy denim, waxing your mustache, wearing expensive leather shoes, etc. It’s being a dandy macho-man. Reminds me of the 1890s.

  3. AttF says:

    I’ve noticed this with guys heading downtown in the mornings as well….cropped hair with flip in front, striped dress shirt, blue jeans, black northface fleece, and leather dress shoes.

  4. MrEricSir says:

    This has been true for years. Guess he doesn’t leave DNA very often…

  5. think_for_me says:

    Hair in your face is a great way to keep cum out of your eyes.

  6. No Way says:

    > how fantastically uniform and horrible the male dress code is

    Because homophobia and female privilege, that’s why…

  7. Melanie says:

    That is so true! All guys dress almost the same, they’re not into experiementing with clothing as much as girls.