Ray Cruz, BS

Congrats, Mr. Cruz. We wish you well.

We do wish you’d reconsider your decision to practice your new livelihood at a more suitable office location, however. Nevertheless, your plainly mounted degree, visible to all, helps us to appreciate what is surely a high degree of skill that you offer your clients.

12 Responses to “Ray Cruz, BS”

  1. MrEricSir says:

    Funny idea, but that’s a half-assed imitation of an SF State diploma.

  2. Greg says:

    So my degree from ChristianMinistry.com is also fake?
    Goddamn it.

  3. I saw one of those on Stockton, with a sort of invoice/price tag attached (total: $80,000). I think it had something to do with whatever was going on at Moscone Center this week.

  4. scum says:

    I used to use Degree but it clogged my pores.

  5. GG says:

    I want to believe it’s a miniature art installation intended as a commentary on the bleak job market faced by recent graduates. It sounds like I’m being sarcastic, but I’m not.

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