Giant, sopping-wet, filth-ridden pink mustaches coming soon to area streets?

But seriously, Lyft, whatcha gonna do?

2 Responses to “Giant, sopping-wet, filth-ridden pink mustaches coming soon to area streets?”

  1. binkitybonk says:

    mustache wax?

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