The safest way to hail a cab on Mission St


…is obviously to walk directly down the middle of the street barefoot while cars speed past you in both directions. This way you don’t even have to worry about choosing the most effective side of the street!

14 Responses to “The safest way to hail a cab on Mission St”

  1. scum says:

    It doen’t look like she has a top on either. Did you or whoever took the picture is she was ok or needed help?

  2. This just seems like taking advantage of crazy, fucked-up street people… which I sometimes, nevertheless endorse.

  3. Whataperv says:

    There are just too many angles about this post to just pick one.

  4. P.D.Bird says:

    Damn bath salts!!

  5. simon stark says:

    this blog sucks.

  6. me says:

    I find these all the time. Then when I’m taking care of them trying to find out info as to where their friends are or even what their name is as they’re falling all over the place either trying to make out with me or puking on me. Their other drunkass friends come over either overly polite and drag her back into a bar,which is stupid ,or they start bad mouthing me and act as if i was going to rape her or something. NOTE TO SELF: Stop helping drunk ass people /be like everyone else & just walk on by.

  7. someJuan says:

    I live by Bender’s on SVN and have seen many drunk women walking on the street trying to hail cabs or any car driving by. They’re normally in groups and they’re loud. Which is why I happen to look out the window to see what the commotion is. I’ve never seen a cab pick any of them up. They just keep hollering while they stagger on down the block.

  8. poopsalicious says:

    Dude that girl totally sucked my wiener last night.