Crème baby bootie brûlée

Probably the best part about having an actual brick & mortar shop instead of a mere food cart is the ability to finally have an on-site diaper-changing station.  In case you were wondering where the caramel comes from…

(Thanks peoplemagicloveorangerubberglove!)

Better view after the jump…

59 Responses to “Crème baby bootie brûlée”

  1. J-Lub says:

    Not ok.

  2. TinyTim says:

    Yicckkk–I’ll never be able to change my baby’s diapers again without thinking of creme brulee. (It’s bruleed into my brain).

  3. MrEricSir says:

    Ugh. Can this trend of calling your indoor restaurant a “cart” or “street food” fucking die already?

  4. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    Whoa, that is SO not cool.

  5. mmmbabies says:

    grosssss, tiny baby poop particles floating onto your brulee. think about that. you can probably also put small dogs on the counters inside and flick boogers all around.

  6. scum says:

    Reem Poolee?

  7. Cricket and Puppet and Spider and Flaco says:

    What are you guys, 10 years old? Grow the fuck up and deal with poop – it’s all over everything anyway. Especially in restaurants. I guess you have little chance of reproducing anyway, given your monitor-burnt palors and lack of maturity or social skills . And no, sitting on a stool at the Uptown all day is not a skill. Stool pun intended.

  8. matt_od says:

    What the hell?! Fuck that entitled, nasty breeder.

  9. Brillo says:

    If it’s OK for middle aged men in the Castro, it’s good enough for a baby.

  10. En-Chu Lao says:

    Considering the ablutophobia among hipsters, there’s not much to complain about, except that baby ass is competing with adult asses who sport more skid marks than a drag strip.

  11. aristotle says:

    Hipsters are yuppies with trust funds

  12. Jeremy Lassen says:

    Breeders Unite!

    Seriously… If you don’t want us breeders changing our babies at our tables, encourage your restaurant to install a baby changing table in their bathroom. Any ADA complaint bathroom has room for a fold up changing station. I know plenty of restaurants that do provide this amenity… just like they provide boosters and high chairs.

    And seriously. Grow up. “Oh god… the poop. Nooooo……..”

    • Jekka says:

      Um, no. This is not OK. I have never changed my kid on an eating surface. Do it on the floor in the bathroom, that’s what those waterproof changing pads are for.

      Objecting to the presence of excrement is not a sign that someone needs to “grow up”, it is a basic human instinct.

    • truth says:

      seriously you are a self-entitled douche. the world is not your toilet. just move to concord already.

    • troll says:

      ugh – wish you wouldn’t create more things that grow up

    • Cuhsandra says:

      How’s about I change my baby on your kitchen table? Forget all the elitism and breeder speak, this is fucking wrong and disrespectful to the customers and the establishment. You are not due baby changing stations because you decided to have a baby, that’s your burden dude. You should have thought about that when you left the load in the baby momma. Don’t make us pay for your mistake while we try to enjoy our dessert.

      • Cricket and Puppet and Spider and Flaco says:

        Same old “how bout I spray paint graffiti on YOUR house argument. Your last sentence was a gem – perfectly illustrating the ‘entitlement’ these kooks are all complaining about.
        Well done!!
        Perfect troll
        Til I wrecked it.
        Go die.

  13. BetterThenYou says:

    You S.F. liberal pussies crack me up with all your whining. No wonder you all wear skinny jeans, because you can’t grow a pair. Shit, the women in your town have bigger balls then you. Maybe that’s why all the women become gay, because that’s the closest to a real man they can get on your side of the bay. The best thing about Frisco is that it attracts all the freaks and only normal people like me live here in Tiburon.

  14. Cricket and Puppet and Spider and Flaco says:

    Not bad until the final sentence.

  15. Justin says:

    More like Crime Brûlée, am I right?

  16. Greg says:

    Why doesn’t that kid shit in the alley like everybody else.

  17. chalkman says:

    I could change a baby’s diaper on my lap while driving a manual transmission

  18. pjr**** says:

    narcissitic stupidity never dies< it just finds new and disgusting ways to manifest itself!

  19. Missionista says:

    The bathroom at Creme Brulee is huge. It would be very easy to change a diaper in there. The person doing this is just a disgusting selfish asshole. Then again, SF isn’t exactly known for dignity or common decency so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

    • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

      Even if the bathroom were tiny… even if it had NO bathroom, the person doing this would STILL be a disgusting asshole.

      • troll says:

        disagreed. if there’s no bathroom at a dining establishment, the owners are the assholes.

        • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

          Well, you’re right about that, but these two things are far from mutually exclusive.

  20. Dave says:

    Despite the comments (great work as usual, guys), this is one of the funniest posts on mission mission