The problem with pubs, according to George Orwell

Seriously, ladies, it’s me and like eight dudes at this bar right now; please join us. (But for goodness’ sake leave the kids at home — I don’t care what Orwell says.) (Crispin is a hard cider btw; girls like cider, right?) (Jkjkjk!)

3 Responses to “The problem with pubs, according to George Orwell”

  1. David HassleHough says:

    Will it be OK to change a diaper, George?

  2. lol says:

    God, you’re such a douche.