Early morning line for the barbershop on Valencia

[via San Francisco Loves Waiting in Lines]

49 Responses to “Early morning line for the barbershop on Valencia”

  1. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    Ugh.

    • Greg says:

      Imagine how these jackasses feel about waiting in line for a $50 haircut.

      • Brillo says:

        I imagine they feel fine about it. Maybe that’s part of the problem.

        • Leary says:

          Yep. See, when _I_ wait in line for an expensive haircut, I always make sure to feel all guilty and ashamed in the hopes that a bunch of bitter white thirtysomethings who spent the past decade falling off their stool drunk at Pop’s will like me more.

      • LW says:

        @Greg: actually the cost is only $40 — but you are obviously the type of jackass who is to stupid to get his facts right.

  2. wurple says:

    PT Barnum is somewhere beaming.

  3. Ballseer says:

    Desperation…pure desperation to fit in somehow/where.

  4. Wonderful Wino says:

    Our sangria is made from corked wine, bitter lemons, & sour grapes.

  5. Ballseer says:

    There appears to be only 2 replies to these “on blast” posts.

    1) The jealousy (our grapes) defense.

    2) The everyone has the right to act, shop, spend, do, eat, vote, alienate, kick off play grounds, double park, displace etc. etc. who/what/when ever they want defense.

    It’s very simple; you are being criticized by people who do not want the Mission to continue to be ruined by the power of robotrons with disposable income.

    And yes, the line/patrons not the business itself that optimizes the destruction of the soul of the Mission.

    I know you don’t want to believe this, but give the folks who hate on these posts some disposable cash and they won’t be in that line with you… ever!

    Please move to the Marina, you will never be put on blast again.

    Or better yet, move to where you work.

    • Sam says:

      Have you seen prices in the Marina? They are substantially higher than the Mission. Sure in the 90s it was cool to say that, because those people could in fact probably move to somewhere Marina-ish. But now they’re forced elsewhere, hell look forward to them invading Temescal soon enough

    • Jed Clampett says:

      What in tarnation are you talking about, boy?! Can’t make a lick of sense out of all this bibble-babble, excepting that you want somebody to give you a bunch of money to prove that you WON’T spend it on a haircut! Now that is just foolishness, which is what you’d spend that money on anyhow — just more dern Jello Biafra spoken-word records, I reckon. I got half a mind to call up Banker Drysdale and cut off your allowance!

    • Truth says:

      can you imagine the kind of self-entitlement and self-centeredness that leads someone to reach these weird conclusions because people are getting haircuts?

    • D.J. Dipshit says:

      Destruction of the soul of the Mission?

      You are a fucking idiot.

      • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

        Awww, the truth hurts, huh?

        • Herr Douche says:

          Speaking of the truth that hurts… How did the Campos election go, Fatboy? I remember your tiresome rants about his certain victory.

          • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

            Oh christ, are you kidding? You seem to have me confused with some other tiresome ranting fatboy. Sure, Campos would obviously have been a much better choice for normal San Franciscans, but I was always realistic about his chances when set against the money that the Ed Lee/Rose Pak/Ron Conway money machine.

        • LW says:

          awww the veggie is upset because someone disagrees with him. You can’t deal with that, can you?

          • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

            Seriously? Please. If I hadn’t been able to come to terms with other people being totally wrong about stuff, I probably wouldn’t have made it out of my teen years. On the contrary, laughing at the wrong just makes life just a little bit happier and shinier every day.

    • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

      Hear, hear.

    • LW says:

      @ballseer: You are a very self-important person to think that you get to dictate who lives in the neighborhood. Your are bitter and narrow-minded and full of hate. Why would anyone want to be around someone who is so quick to dismiss others and who is so intolerant of others?
      Really, you are the one who is destroying the soul of the Mission.

  6. Bob Dole says:

    The need to be somewhere and look important. I can’t get my hair cut anywhere else but this place that charges $50. Like $4 toast.

  7. Muck R. says:

    Why does a blog post the same thing three times in less than a year?

  8. m says:

    Let’s be honest, though…

    waiting in line for Oh Sees tickets vs waiting in line for a dumb haircut; is there really a difference? the crowds are interchangeable in my mind.

  9. BabaBooey says:

    50 bucks is pretty cheap these days.

  10. Jed Clampett says:

    Just so you know, fellers, ya’ll will have to plan a might careful to get out of that RESTAURANT NEXT DOOR to the fancy barber without paying at least $50 — and the haircut tends to stick with you a little bit longer than the meal and drinks. Oh, and he restaurant generally has a line, too.

  11. pastido says:

    ^Further proof that most of the Valencia businesses are bullshit, esp. considering the restaurants aren’t even considered above average for the city.

  12. Tuffy says:

    Maybe if that dumb-ass place would allow appointments there wouldn’t be stupid lines.

  13. scum says:

    If I decide to get a haircut instead of buzzing it off I go to the barbershop across from the TL PD. $15 including tip. Then I hit up Turtle Tower followed by a couple of drinks and still not spend $50.

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