And it’s all ages!
We know how much you miss Diary, the original Mission emo night at Pop’s that sadly is no more, but rather than get all emo about it, now you’ve got another chance to sing along too loudly to Understanding in a Car Crash at the Knockout every month with Make Me a Mixtape!
Come and party like it’s 1997!
Playing the best 90s/00s old school emo,punk and post-hardcore tunes. All vinyl!
And the best part is they’re not even trying to trademark the term “Emo Night” like those doofuses down in LA.
Also, after the last American Football tune drowns out, go grab a couple tacos at Cancun and then pop back to the Knockout for Primo’s Oldies Night! Look at that, I just planned out your whole Friday night. Now do it to it!
YOU BE THE JUDGE!
Both possibilities present their own set of unexplained questions. For instance, what does a wookie taste like? Some would even say that Star Wars condoms are themselves a paradox, but given enough time and enough galaxies (some far far away), odds are that they would eventually find their way onto some Jedi’s lightsaber.
Well, this is some GRAND news! Instead of having to close their doors for good in May as they previously feared, they’re going full Voltron:
First, Lost Weekend, in partnership with Oakland’s 1234Go! Records, will be relaunching the Valencia Street location on April 18th (Record Store Day 2015) as a new video store/record store hybrid, ready to serve all of your physical media needs. VHS, DVD, cassettes & vinyl – all in one place – with an expanded staff of enthusiastic fans ready to recommend the best in new or classic music & film.
A little bit of Oakland is just what the Mission needs right now!
Read on for the rest of the plot.
Or is it a Contopus? Either way, he actually looks kind of cute from this angle, where it looks like he’s minding his own business instead of trying to devour your face:
Police have currently blocked off Bartlett from 22nd to 24th Street. 23rd and 24th Street are also both taped off from Mission to Valencia. Police are approaching the situation as if it’s a live bomb and have advised residents to stay inside, so be careful out there everyone. Don’t be the guy who gets blasted because he was trying to get a cool photo.
We will update as we know more.
This incident comes right on the heels of Ariel’s encounter with the arsonist, and I really hope they’re not at all related.
Mission Local reports that the bomb was thankfully yet still alarmingly a hoax device:
Police reported at 11:30 p.m. Friday that the suspicious device found at 23rd and Bartlett looked like a bomb, but turned out to be a hoax.
“It appeared to be a legitimate active device with a timer and wires,” police reported but “After rendering the device safe it was found to be a hoax device.”
Supervisor David Campos recently penned a thoughtful article questioning why we all still believe in the magic of trickle-down economics to miraculously solve San Francisco’s housing crisis:
Free marketeers are claiming that if we build enough luxury housing it will eventually trickle down and turn into housing for the poor and middle class. This is the failed policy of Reaganomics at its worst. Housing isn’t like most commodities. Consumers can abstain from many goods, but shelter, like food and water, is a basic human necessity. If you’re currently seeking housing in our city and can’t afford market rates you have three choices: be homeless, leave, or get on a long wait list for low-income housing. While some free marketeers go so far as to say that if you can’t afford a $3,000 one bedroom you should leave the city, others are pushing the policy of ‘let them eat cake development’ that ultimately has the same outcome – displacement. Think about it this way: if there were a bread shortage in San Francisco and the cost of bread skyrocketed, no amount of fancy cake would fix the bread market.
Taking it a bit further, I’m wondering why anyone who understands the economic disaster our nation is facing can sanely espouse that trickle-down economics will fix our economy. Why can’t, instead of providing tax breaks to corporations and the rich in hopes the extra money will trickle down to the masses, we instead institute a new policy of BUILD-UP economics, where the influx of cash starts at the bottom, and it’s these people who inject the money into local businesses and community.
This was the thinking behind the fight to increase the minimum wage to $15, and while some cried bloody murder on that proposal, the wage increase is already showing to have positive effects in Seattle:
In Seattle last week, I stopped in at the jammed Palace Kitchen, flagship of Seattle restaurateur Tom Douglas, who runs upward of 15 establishments. He warned in April that the $15 wage could “be the most serious threat to our ability to compete,” and he predicted that “we would lose maybe a quarter of the restaurants in town.” Yet Douglas has opened, or announced, five new restaurants this year.
Likewise, the International Franchise Association has sued to block implementation of the law, arguing that nobody “in their right mind” would become a franchisee in Seattle. Yet Togo’s sandwiches, a franchise chain, is expanding into Seattle, saying the $15 wage isn’t a deterrent.
And a spokesman for Weyerhaeuser, the venerable wood and paper company, says the $15 wage didn’t factor into its decision, announced last month, to move its headquarters and 800 employees to Seattle from outside Tacoma.
Sounds legit to me. After all, you can only eat so much cake before you get a tummy ache.
[Photo via our pal Devon]
Seriously! This is even worse than that time someone stole a cat from a homeless guy. Hopefully this story has a similar happy ending.
UPDATE: Got an email from attorney Stacey E. Stillman…
It was voluntarily surrendered by an individual to a nonprofit organization that cares for dogs. There were concerns about the dog placement with this individual. The individual then filed a police report claiming it had been stolen and the police file is closed because the dog was not stolen. The posters unfortunately continue. We are concerned the story based on the false claims on the posters has gone viral and could endanger the dog which is now safe, and anyone who may be seen with the dog. I am the attorney representing the organization to which the dog was surrendered.