Mission Mission

Photo by everyday photos.

I always thought these bad boys were bolted down. What gives?

Photo by eviloars.

Previously:

Trash Tipping

Designs are in! I can’t wait for them to actually build it so they can then render it a lot like this for the next Tony Hawk game. Please tell me you’ll be able to enter Zeitgeist and shred the picnic tables.

DLX has tons more images here. Folks sound happy about it in the comments: “this is going to be the dopest thing to hit the city since koston at hubba.”

Previously:

Million Dollar Skate Park

Olivia wasn’t drunk, she swears. Be careful when crossing Guerrero, kids.

On the bright side, Olivia, now you’re totally undercover badass.

Mission Bikes opens its new shop on Valencia today. Says our good buddy Monty:

They’re going to have beer and vegan food n’ stuff.

They’re definitely legitimate. I wrenched for 4 years before moving to the yay and helped them out when they were forming. They’re running a pretty solid operation these days.

Link.

Dolores Park View was dazzled along with other attendees at a planning meeting at which final(ish?) designs were revealed. Important things to note: “Super Slide” and “natural boulders.” Wicked! Check it all out here.

Saturday 18 Reasons hosts an art opening and scavenger hunt. Among the artists featured is Mission Mission pal Ariel Dovas (eviloars on Flickr) who says, “The basics are that you hang out with some art, then you buy maps to go hunting for other art hidden around the neighborhood. Guaranteed to be awesome.”

And if that’s not enough to sell you, have a look at this KQED account of a previous 18 Reasons scavenger hunt event, complete with pictures and play by play:

Epic Saturday: 18 Reasons’ Hare & Hounds

(Thanks, Ariel! Thanks, Emmanuel!)

I mean, if this whole episode was some kind of elaborate witness protection relocation thing, sorry for blowing the whistle. But if not, at the very least, these two are clearly related, so what’s the story?

Schwarz Sausage by My Lucky Number’s One.

Mr. Pickle by aodland.

SF Appeal just put up a video catching us up on drama in the local fire art scene:

The Changing Face of Bay Area Fire Art

Tight pants required, apparently? GGX reports:

Volleybonk is newest sports craze in Dolores Park

Photo by wrenee.

Previously:

Bike Polo