I had never been down to Clooney’s before but commenters constantly mentioned this as potentially one of the diviest shitholes in the Mission. Turns out it isn’t that shitty but a pretty badass spot. There are no $2 cans of PBR but $2.25 Busch pints seem like a worthy replacement. Bonus points for n’sync on the jukebox, free hot dog night (Vegans: call Clooney’s and demand Soy Pups!), an uncrowded pool table, a mini library (complete with legendary titles such as Star Trek: Possession and Gone with the Nerd), and the “I don’t give a fuck” attitude that you come to expect. Best of all, the weekend warriors that bring down the quality of other Mission bars won’t come within striking distance of the place, so it can easily become the Mission’s cool kid refuge camp.
Clooney's Tavern: 1936
Found above the urinal
