Not enough virgins in San Francisco

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10 Responses to “Not enough virgins in San Francisco”

  1. Also because the Sun God lives in Mexico, and is pissed-off because so many of his subjects have deserted him for our foggy shores.

    • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

      Well, to be fair, our foggy shores deserted him. So maybe he’s bitter about that.

  2. spinsterlog says:

    true story: i was a virgin until i moved to san francisco. IS THAT NOT SACRIFICIAL ENOUGH??!?

  3. i think theyre right about that. ps that is an awesome looking g

  4. lostandfound says:

    The mallard rules

  5. yeah says:

    me too, i was a virgin until my second day in sf. but, i was on vacation visiting a girl & hadn’t moved here yet.

  6. The Problem with Larry says:

    Define virgin.

    Signed, a Catholic boy.

  7. yeah says:

    Losing your virginity for a man:

    Sticking it in somewhere warm & lubricated that is not a mouth, nostril, or ear canal… on a human. I had to add that because I saw that doc about 12 yr old boys fucking donkey’s to get experience….

  8. daaah! says:

    Because it’s not SUN Francisco.. daaaah!

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