Time machine on 16th Street

Not quite as cool as when the Delorean from Back to the Future was hanging out, but still cool.

I wonder what year this dude came from:

Thanks, Jason!

22 Responses to “Time machine on 16th Street”

  1. Jason says:

    He came from the 90′s

  2. Todd says:

    It travelled from 2000 years in the future… To become a bathroom in the present.

  3. hater says:

    Excellent, My plan to kill Ayn Rand before she ever writes anything is finally coming together!

  4. Katie C says:

    let’s go back in time and go shopping.

  5. timbo says:

    I went in there and there wasn’t even any candy.

  6. Okay. I have

    (A) Dropped a large asteroid 65 MYA. That’s the “dinosaur” problem sorted.

    (B) Crop-dusted the Black Death over Europe in 1348. That’ll help shut down the medieval lack of mobility by driving up the price of labor.

    (C) Convinced the French that having Ben Franklin fuck all their wives was actually a form of flattery, so they came in on OUR side. Personal note: Ben, you owe me, and not just for the penicillin.

    (D) Swapped out John Hinckley Jr.’s Röhm RG-14 in favor of a Smith & Wesson Model 15. With Reagan out of the way, that should mitigate the dire stupidities of the late 1980s and early 1990s.

    Things look more-or-less stable. So DON’T SCREW AROUND ANY MORE WITHOUT RUNNING IT BY CONTROL FIRST. This means YOU, Ms. Foster.

  7. ILuvCoke says:

    What year were you born? Great, just wanted to know when to speak to your mom about all of her “options.”

  8. TinyTim says:

    Decaux contract is being canceled with City. Replacements will be these. Cheaper to maintain. Can be replaced on daily basis. No need for that self-cleaning crap. However drug use, involving a flame, will be strictly forbidden.

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