Drink of the Week: pouring the end of your bloody mary into your beer

It’s Friday you guys! That fog’s gonna burn right off, so tell your boss you’ve got a dentist appointment at 2 (after which you’re going to work from home), head to the park, and hope you don’t get Instagrammed! Because your boss is also on Instagram!

Cruise past all those maustachioed service workers, bully skaters, nerdbombers who make triple your salary, nerdbombers who go to S.F. State, grannies, screaming kids, crack zombies, hobos, and middle-aged tourists because this weekend is about YOU having a GOOD TIME and not giving a FUCK, RIGHT? Sure, people are dying, but you can’t do anything about that right now because you’re kind of a piece of shit! You can barely take care of yourself!

And if you get too drunk tonight, and you wake up thinking your morning is ruined, it’s not! Just get yourself to one of the city’s seven patios, order a bloody mary, drink three quarters of it, pour the rest into your first beer, and say, out loud, to yourself, “Things can only get better from here!”

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23 Responses to “Drink of the Week: pouring the end of your bloody mary into your beer”

  1. timbo says:

    On point, Nick. You know me so well. Except that I’m going to save this trick for Sunday morning.

  2. TJ says:

    It’s a lot less messy if you just pour the beer into the rest of the bloody mary glass.

  3. COMG in absentia says:

    Jeebus, the LEAST you could do would be to pour it into a glass of Sam Adams, or something! PBR, WTF?!

  4. blah says:

    >Sure, people are dying, but you can’t do anything about that right now because you’re kind of a piece of shit!

    You win.

  5. commentariatsays says:

    EAST COAST PREP SCHOOL KIDS SMOKE PARLIS

  6. Greg says:

    Or just smoke some weed.

  7. Felix Lee says:

    This is one great idea I would love to try on.

  8. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    At first I was thinking “Gross!”, but then I realized it was PBR… and, really, there’s pretty much nothing you could do to PBR that would make it worse than it already is.

    • duh....look at me. says:

      Keystone, Natty Lite, Steel 211…there are plenty worse. You just like to have your little opinions on the internet. We all know you don’t like PBR or understand how a fixie works, OK?

      • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

        Naw. Those are all at the same baseline of terrible.

        I’m not sure what you mean about not understanding how a fixie works. We’re talking the best bicycle technology the year 1875 had to offer. That’s why they’re ridiculous, because they’re so crappy compared to real bikes. It’s hilarious!

  9. Not Again says:

    HAHAHA nice try, troll. A fixie is a track RACING bicycle, it has nothing to do with the vintage of the technology. I doubt a gentleperson in 1875 could pilot a fixed-cog drivetrain across the cobblestones of your very narrow worldview. Brakes and freewheel hubs were readily available in 1875. Troll.

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