Mission Mission

We’ve followed Aaron Sunshine’s unluckiness in love for a while now (surely you’ll recall the brutality of dating in SF and the mystery girl he never found), so we were pleased as punch to find this good news on his Facebook wall:

Congrats, Aaron! Treat her right!

From Missed Connections:

Me=leaving Arizmendi, 930am, you=locking up bike – w4m (mission district)

I’ve never done this before, but what the heck. Today is Thursday, 11/11 in the AM. I was leaving Arizmendi’s on Valencia and passed you as you were locking up your bike. I’m the tall blonde girl. Now, sitting on the bus, I imagine the scenario where it’s not totally absurd for me to have approached you and asked for your number. Instead, I write a pathetic cyber post you probably won’t ever see. But if you do, and you remember this occasion–reply and lets get coffee. Maybe you’re as interesting as you are superficially debonair.

So, guys, if you were locking up your bike this morning, and looked pretty slick, have at it.

[Photo by Van Looy]

This is a small part of a giant two-page Where’s Waldo?-style illustration genius cartoonist Lisa Hanawalt did for a sex manual we blogged about a few weeks back.

Do view the whole thing.

Broke-Ass Stuart has put together a deal whereby you pay only $25 for $50 worth of merchandise at Good Vibrations. Undeniable deal, right? Check it out!

[Photo by Steve Rhodes]

Birthday Pony rules! See what happens with this budding romance here.

Tumblr’er extraordinaire YMFY asks the internet:

If you were the girl dressed up as Groucho Marx Saturday night and you made out with Slimer from Ghostbusters, send me a message. Didn’t even catch your name. You’re new from Portland. I have no shame.

There must have been some serious chemistry there if they were able to collectively get over the gender-bending and general repulsiveness of Slimer. I personally try to avoid making out with ghosts. Ectoplasm stains don’t wash out.

Surely someone knows the mystery Marx sister? Help a bro out.

Update!

Nattles found another dude who fell for “Groucha” Marx on craigslist. This guy didn’t get as far as making out, though. You go Groucha!

MISS______ is getting a lot of attention over at Missed Connections right now, and all in madlib form. Do let us know if you solve any of these complicated equations. (I’m assuming it’s not MISSION HIPSTER.)

See here, here, here and here, or (in case they get flagged for being too much fun or something) view them all in screenshot form after the jump:

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TK just published a handy travel guide for Rangers fans visiting SF for the World Series. Here’s how it starts:

Remember – gay people always want to have sex with you and will pursue you relentlessly. Also, they are everywhere. 9 out of 10 men in San Francisco are gay.

Read on.

[Photo by Josh Baker]

“Hey, sexy,” he says, “How ’bout me and you go to town on a WET BURRITO together?”

No, I made that up. I love Taqueria Cancun. Look here.

Some folks (not pictured) are desperate:

Will eat pussy and fuck for Giants tickets! – m4w – 35 (mission district)

If you dont have tickets though, we could still work something out – as long as we do it between innings at my place

Email me if this caught your attention! Will gladly trade photos!

Hey, ladies!

(Wait, I thought Craigslist shut down this section.)

Photo by Doremus NY.