Mission Mission

Here’s a fun game: Next time you’re at a performance where everyone’s seated on the floor watching a thing, and you’re seated behind a friend, make a little hat out of a dollar bill and put it on her head, and then try as hard as you can to hold in your giggles as it stays put for hell of minutes, even when she turns around to glare at you for your inappropriate laughter:

It’s a fun game.

[via Suckin' Dick Next to Me]

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It’s like a French inhale but without the middleman, right? In any case, it’s definitely a hot new look for summer.

[via Meesha]

Previously:

NSFW Dolores Park butt snort

Be real careful if you plan on stumbling out of the LAC and weaving all over the sidewalk. That oil was a-bubblin’.

I’m sort of a vegetarian, so it never occurred to me to throw any bacon into the mix, but I’ll be damned if that doesn’t look like a damn good idea. I bet the bacon helps soak up all the starch?

Bender’s sure rules.

[via Austin Kamps]

[via Squeaky Clean Dave]

[via C'mon Pony]

Thank goodness.

[Thanks, Cole!]

[via Adhesive Product]

If you think Mission Mission is too liberal with its celebration of graffiti, you’re going to fucking hate Poison Darts ✞ Broken Hearts. Over the weekend, they posted this picture and explained its lasting importance:

SAN FRANCISCO
#1 – clean trains don’t get painted here, ever.

#2 – if a train did get painted, it would never run – they pull it immediately and send to the buff.

#3 – Not only is this train painted AND running with passengers, but it also happens to be during the World Series of 2002.

#4 – The baseball park downtown opened in 2001, so it was a pretty big deal to have the Giants in the series the following year.  The swell of home-town pride was so over the top.

#5 – Vic20 painted this N train, which runs above ground through downtown, passed the ballpark where millions of fans were partying outside, and then through the entire subway system and out the tunnel toward the beach (above ground yet again.)  It must have made this trip a total of 50 times back and forth before finally being taken out of commission to be cleaned.

Read on for a bit more commentary.

The big question is, sure we burned mattresses and hijacked buses and fire engines and attacked taxis and ran down pedestrians, but how come nobody managed anything this constructive and epic during the Giants’ SUCCESSFUL trip to the World Series last year?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Q69fBkMvY&feature=related

I ran into garage rock icon Tim Foster at the Nar reunion the other night, and ever since I’ve been on a ’90s garage rock kick. I stumbled upon this Trashwomen classic just now.

A better ode to our favorite burrito than the chopped and screwed Mariah Carey hit? Time will tell.