Rad dog recommends junk food and satan worship

Erika spotted this dude a couple weeks back, but he wasn’t offering up any advice, just blocking a doorway.

Today, he speaks:

[Photo by Chris Gross]

Peru’s mandatory presidential vote translated into long lines in the Mission, and will again in June

Maybe you saw this scene on Sunday and wondered what was up? Turns out it was election day in Peru, and voting is mandatory for all Peruvians even if you’re overseas. How nice.

Unfortunately, the three moderate candidates split the moderate votes, leaving two weirdos to compete for the presidency in a June runoff. The LA Times reports that Peru is basically fucked:

Both appear wanting in experience, and concerns about their commitment to democracy prompted Peruvian writer and Nobel Prize winner Mario Vargas Llosa to say the decision will be like “choosing between AIDS and terminal cancer.”

Read on. (Thanks, Kristina!)

[Photo by reader Mennlay A. via our Facebook wall]

Pooh horror

No, not poo horror. Pooh horror!

The horror!

[via Storts]

Do-it-yourself big-ass ice cubes

You know how every time you have an Old Shoe somebody comments on the size of your ice cube? Outwardly you’re like, “Settle down, newbie,” but really you’re gratified by how impressed they are.

Well, Rumback, my favorite blog loosely devoted to the impending rum comeback, figured out how to experience those feelings in the comfort of your own home. (All you need is a Williams-Sonoma King Cube Silicone Ice Cube Tray).

Toddler dragging a saw

(Thanks, Helen!)

Free pizza for life

Okay, here is one tag I completely disapprove of.

Because it is such a tease!

[Photo by Talent Is An Asset]

Tapatío Doritos available now?

Apparently they’re here.

Coming soon to a video store near you, hopefully

Can’t wait!

[via David Enos]

Michael Jackson challenges Prince for area song-lyrics-as-street-art supremacy

The Prince entry is more visually appealing probably, but this one interacts with its environment so nicely.

Now, let’s all watch this scene from Rush Hour 2. Boo!

(Thanks for the photoAriel!)

Free chicken and waffles RIGHT NOW

Thanks, Joshua!

Allan Hough

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Biographical Info:

"I joked that living in the Mission would be the end of me. And there were nights where it felt like the case.

One night I went out with my friend Allan to the bar that no one goes to on 16th Street, where I lost half my drink and money on the dance floor. Later we skated down 16th to Evelyn Lee, where I fell off my board and landed on my head as the 22 bus sped past behind me. A sobering moment. At the bar, I sulked and nursed my wounds until Allan put on Amy Winehouse’s 'Valerie.' We danced, he dipped me, and I felt better."

— My pal Valerie, writing about life in the Mission